Berner Phone #119: Controversial Takes

Berner Phone

Des Bishop

Comedy, Stand-up

4.5 • 5.9K Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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The dialers are letting us in on the thing they hate that everyone else seems to love.

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0:00.0	Hi, it's Hannah Burner and Des Bishop. Thanks for calling the burner phone. If you leave a message after the tone, we may have to make it into a podcast.
0:15.0	Hello, Gavna. Oh, Hannah, please. Well, people don't know this about us, but we do speak in a British accent for like 80% of our relationship.
0:24.5	And I read somewhere that it's a good sign.
0:28.9	Really?
0:30.0	Because it means you could be silly.
0:33.6	I do have to do a call back to the last...
0:35.8	Can we start, start like officially?
0:38.6	Yeah, this is started.
0:40.3	We've been started.
0:41.7	You normally say hello, welcome to Bernifold, you know.
0:44.1	Hello, welcome.
0:46.6	Welcome to Bernadville.
0:48.7	Oh, my God, Hannah.
0:50.0	What is with you?
0:51.2	You guys, I'm so tired.
0:53.4	I'm in the middle of tour.
0:54.9	We're both tired.
0:56.0	We're both sick.
0:57.1	We're both tired.
0:58.3	We're not going to argue over who's more tired.
1:01.1	But I have to say, last episode, everyone was loving our impressions of each other.
1:05.5	Oh, really?
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