Berner Phone #100: What Did You Just Say?

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Stand-up, Comedy

4.4 • 5.6K Ratings

🗓️ 21 July 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Hannah has some exciting news and the dialers are sharing the craziest things someone has said to their face.

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0:00.0	Hi, it's Hannah Burner and Des Bishop.
0:04.7	Thanks for calling the burner phone.
0:06.6	If you leave a message after the tone, we may have to make it into a podcast.
0:14.5	Hi, my little dialers, it's mom and pop.
0:18.3	And it's the mom and pop shop where you go to get laughs and advice and pop. And it's the mom and pop shop. Right.
0:24.0	Where you go to get laughs and advice and love.
0:25.5	And share.
0:27.3	Share with the group.
0:28.8	Share with the group.
0:29.6	It's group therapy.
0:30.6	This is group therapy.
0:32.3	Speak up if you have something to say.
0:35.2	Which they have in large numbers.
0:37.3	We have a fun one this week.
0:37.8	Correct.
0:38.8	It came from a dialer.
0:41.0	I think it was through Instagram DMs. There was a little confusion by some people.
0:44.1	Yeah, it didn't.
0:45.0	That confusion didn't show up in the actual recordings.
0:49.5	The wordage I wrote, from a stranger to your mom or from your mom to a stranger, what's the craziest thing
0:57.4	someone said to your face? And someone was like, is it crazy stuff my mom said to a stranger?
1:02.9	Is there stuff said to my face? And I said literally anything, I want to hear the stuff going down.
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