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Berner Phone

Berner Phone 109: Weirdest Crushes

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Stand-up, Comedy

4.45.6K Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

The dialers are asking us to hear them out on their most out-of-pocket crushes. 

get tickets to Hannah's tour

get ticket to Des' shows

Transcript

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0:00.0

What's softer than cashmere and warmer than wool? It's not a riddle, guys. It's an alpaca hoodie.

0:05.9

After getting one, I have to tell you, I couldn't be happier. Paca makes performance apparel from

0:12.2

alpaca fiber, one of the most sustainable natural fibers. Their best-selling hoodie is softer than

0:17.9

cashmere, warmer than wool, and breathable. Lightweight, but still cozy.

0:22.1

Doesn't stretch out, doesn't pill.

0:24.4

And somehow keeps me warm when it's cold and cool when it's hot.

0:27.9

Basically, it adapts to wherever life takes you.

0:31.6

And by the way, it looks super cool.

0:34.0

It's built for real life, thermoregulating,, order-resistant, durable, and made to last.

0:39.0

Each one is hand-crafted in Peru by artisans who stitched their name into the tag, a personal

0:43.9

signature of quality and care.

0:46.5

Over 100,000 people have already picked up the pack of hoodie.

0:49.8

What makes it even better, knowing it's made sustainably and ethically from traceable alpaca fiber

0:55.2

while supporting the communities and artisans in Peru who bring it to life.

1:00.0

So to grab your pack a hoodie and a free pair of alpaca crusocks, head to go.

1:05.5

Dot pacaapparel.com slash burn and use our code burn.

1:10.4

That's go. That's go. P- a p a k a apparel.com slash burn go dot p ak a apparel

1:18.5

dot com slash burn and enter code burn hi it Hannah burner Des Bishop. Thanks for calling the burner phone.

1:28.1

If you leave a message after the tone, we may have to make it into a podcast.

1:36.4

Take it away, Hannah.

1:38.1

We're both back.

1:39.9

We're back together.

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