Things That Are Embarrassing That Shouldn't Be
Berner Phone
Des Bishop
4.5 • 5.9K Ratings
🗓️ 23 March 2026
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
This week, Des is solo and fired up by your responses to the question, "What is embarrassing that shouldn't be?" From waiting too long in a buffet line to using the bathroom on a plane, Des breaks down some of the most unnecessarily embarrassing moments we all deal with.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, it's Hannah Burner. |
| 0:03.8 | And Des Bishop. |
| 0:04.8 | Thanks for calling the burner phone. |
| 0:06.7 | If you leave a message after the tone, we may have to make it into a podcast. |
| 0:12.7 | All right. |
| 0:13.3 | Hello, my little dials. |
| 0:15.0 | Welcome to Burner Phone. |
| 0:17.3 | It's Des here. |
| 0:18.5 | Chris isn't with us today, but we have Nicole. |
| 0:20.8 | Hey, what's up? |
| 0:22.1 | We have Nicole, a female voice producing today. |
| 0:25.6 | And I know Nicole from doing Karen Fein's podcast. |
| 0:29.3 | And we're also ACL Reconstruction brothers and sisters. |
| 0:35.0 | But we won't bore the dialers with any ACL stories. |
| 0:41.6 | They've heard enough. |
| 0:43.8 | By the way, I have to point out that, I don't know if I said this on the pod before, |
| 0:48.1 | but to the gigglers out there that come to my shows, I'm always very appreciative, |
| 0:53.9 | but I have had a funny situation |
| 0:57.2 | a couple of times because I have an intro to one of my jokes where I say I tore my ACL two years |
| 1:02.1 | ago. And numerous times, gigglers have been like, we know. I get, I get heckled by the gigglers, because they like know every minutia of my life because Hannah tells these stories. |
| 1:16.6 | So I am aware perhaps that there is some ACL story fatigue amongst a certain contingent of our podcast. |
| 1:24.5 | So anyway, Nicole and I have bonded over our torn ACLs and a love of pit bulls, Nicole. |
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