Des Solves Your Problems
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Des Bishop
4.5 • 5.9K Ratings
🗓️ 18 May 2026
⏱️ 83 minutes
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Summary
Des is solo this week, giving advice to the Dialers on everything from how to handle a straight man making too many gay jokes to whether you should bring a gift to a destination wedding.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi guys, I'm here to talk to you about my favorite brand Lulu Lemon. It was the first ever gift I got my mom when I was little. I remember I got her a Lulu Lemon jacket that I think she still has because Lulu Lemon lasts forever. And she loved it. It was purple. And now I'm so excited to tell you about the new spring styles that I'm obsessed with. |
| 0:23.5 | The Easy Five pant is so cool. It basically looks like a normal pant, but I don't like normal |
| 0:29.2 | pants because they're uncomfortable. This is breathable with just the right stretch that |
| 0:34.9 | feels broken in from the first wear. So there's no stiff break in period |
| 0:38.3 | because I hate stiff pants. It literally drives me insane. So these pants, I literally just wore them |
| 0:45.1 | to a brunch. They have all different colors. And they have the wide leg that I like to wear, |
| 0:50.2 | but they also have a straight pant. They have low low rise they have mid-rise and so many different |
| 0:55.0 | color options for every outfit i also love the steady state super loft which is what i wear when i'm |
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| 1:08.8 | inside roomy versatile i wear it everywhere. I love Lulu Lemon. I wear it, and you should too. Here's the thing to know, Lulu Lemon does not limit color runs. So when these new styles drop every Tuesday, they go fast. So you don't want to wait. If it's not for you, Loulemon offers free returns, no risk. That's Lululemon.com. New drops every Tuesday. Go now. |
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