Hi, it's Hannah Burner.

And Des Bishop.

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Hello, everybody, and welcome to special episode of Burnett Phone.

First time guest on the pod, Ali Colbert.

Welcome.

So happy to be here.

Does you look tan?

I am a bit tan, but I also feel like this current lighting is making me look tanter than it is.

You look great.

Well, I was walking around the streets of Mexico yesterday, catching some rays.

So I probably caught some things.

But let's not forget, Chris, who's been holding down the pod with me the last few weeks?

Hello, hello.

The mighty Chris legend.

We didn't forget about you, Chris.

Cannot say that I'm tan out here in New York is brutal.

You are not tan.

If anything, you look anemic, Chris.

I may need to get tested.

If I had health insurance that allowed me to go to the doctor,

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