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Judge John Hodgman

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

Justice, Society & Culture, World, Knowledge, Kids & Family, Relationships, Mac, Comedy, John Hodgman, Information, Show, Judge, More, John Hodgeman, Pc, Jesse Thorn

4.87.9K Ratings

Overview

Have your real-life disputes settled in Fake Internet Court! Despite no legal background, Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn are the arbiters of justice that you need. No case is too big or too small. They judge them all! Is a hot dog a sandwich? When does a collection become a hoard? Is it ever ok to flush soup down a toilet? Only one can decide! Submit your dispute at maximumfun.org/jjho!

812 Episodes

Is Butter Pecan For Old People?

Is Butter Pecan ice cream for old people? Or is it a flavor for all ages? It's time to clear the docket of all your coldest Ice Cream Queries.

Transcribed - Published: 10 June 2026

Lawn and Hors D’oeuvres Live in Los Angeles

Dying to see Judge John Hodgman live? We have the episode for you! We’re flashing it back to our live show, ROAD COURT in Los Angeles.

Transcribed - Published: 3 June 2026

TEASER: Members Only Mailbag May 2026

It's time for the May Members Only Mailbag! Best nostalgic local TV commercials, the correct way to organize bookshelves with a partner, go-to summer jams and so much more!

Transcribed - Published: 28 May 2026

Flush to Judgment (Rerun)

Trish flushes soup down the toilet! But her friend, Marlow, wants to stop Trish from ever flushing food ever again. Trish says this is a perfectly reasonable way to dispose of soup! Who’s right? Who’s wrong?

Transcribed - Published: 27 May 2026

Docket Clearing with Rachel Reid

Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn are clearing the docket this week with guest star Rachel Reid, author of the Game Changers romance novel series that spawned the viral television sensation, HEATED RIVALRY! What’s a better trope, friends to lovers or enemies to lovers? What’s the weirdest romance-novel trope she’s ever read? And what’s a good entry-level romance novel to convince your judgemental book group?

Transcribed - Published: 20 May 2026

Trivial Law-Suit

Ben and Grayson have a weekly movie night with their friend group. When the movie ends, the group watches odd videos they discover on the internet. This extra viewing has led both Ben and Grayson down a public television rabbit hole. Ben found the Pennsylvania public television game show THE PENNSYLVANIA GAME. He says it’s a perfect public television quiz show. But, Grayson says the game play in the Keystone State is weak. The Maine PBS show SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW MAINE is a much better game show. Who’s right? Who’s wrong?

Transcribed - Published: 13 May 2026

Asparagus Plea Live in Portland

Is giving a "bouquet of asparagus" the same as giving a bouquet of flowers? How much screen time is too much on a flight? Is quiche good?

Transcribed - Published: 6 May 2026

Pace Dismissed

Lauren is serious about getting her steps in. When it's too cold to walk outside, she does laps in the house. Lex says she is driving the family nuts!

Transcribed - Published: 29 April 2026

TEASER: Judge John Hodgman Has the Munchies

Popcorns, Crunchie Munchies, and PEANUT BUTTER MUNCHIES! What was good? What was a nightmare? Here’s a taste of our all-munchies bonus episode!

Transcribed - Published: 27 April 2026

Criminal In Tent

Blair and Kristen love to camp. Kristen says Blair's beloved canvas tent is too cumbersome! She'd like to try a nylon tent. But Blair will NOT sleep in nylon!

Transcribed - Published: 22 April 2026

Casters on Casters: John Hodgman, Dan McCoy, Jesse Thorn, and Stuart Wellington

It's MaxFunDrive. And here, for the first time, we give you an exclusive look (well, listen) at the craft of podcasting: presenting Casters on Casters. Jesse Thorn and Judge John Hodgman know a thing or two about podcasting, and in this very important podcasting event, they reveal ALL the tricks of the trade. They're joined by podcasting veterans Stuart Wellington & Dan McCoy (The Flop House). It goes without saying these four gentlemen have a very funny, and delightful, conversation. But they also get vulnerable. What does that mean? You'll have to listen to find out! If this glamorous, in-depth journey into what makes your favorite hosts tick inspires you, support them by joining as a member at maximumfun.org/join. Edited by Marissa Flaxbart and Produced by Jennifer Marmor for Maximum Fun.

Transcribed - Published: 20 April 2026

Captain Do Not Disturb

It's time to clear the docket! Is your husband allowed to text you during the workday? Is your sister lying about a honeydew allergy? What is the correct number of lamps? All this and much more, including the best diss we ever heard yelled at a parade.

Transcribed - Published: 15 April 2026

Requesting an Immediate Hinge Junction

One house, one property owner, two side-by-side units. Should the family that owns the house install a door inside between the two units?

Transcribed - Published: 8 April 2026

Pain and Suffer Ring

David sets a phone alarm for all of his tasks. Not a reminder. An alarm. In the clock app. His sister and coworker, Lisa, is tired of hearing these alarms!

Transcribed - Published: 1 April 2026

TEASER: Members Only Mailbag March 2026

It's time for the March Members Only Mailbag! What is the deal with carbonated lemonade?! For the full episode, check out the members-only bonus content feed!

Transcribed - Published: 30 March 2026

Power of My Turny

Is avoiding aggressive, competitive board game play actually the key to a healthy relationship? Only one can decide!

Transcribed - Published: 25 March 2026

Juggernaut, Lest Ye Be Judged

So your adult child is lore dumping about X-MEN. You love your kid, but you can't care this much about these mutants. What should you do? Only one can decide!

Transcribed - Published: 18 March 2026

Justice Delayed

If you sent us a case about Pokémon Go in 2016, stay in line! We attempt to clear the docket of some of our oldest, unanswered disputes.

Transcribed - Published: 11 March 2026

Suing, and a Mistrial

Baseball and softball. Brooke says they are essentially the same game. Her coworker Mike disagrees. Who's right?

Transcribed - Published: 4 March 2026

TEASER: Members Only Mailbag February 2026

When is it too late to hang a sheet of drywall real quick? All this and more in this month's members-only mailbag episode!

Transcribed - Published: 28 February 2026

Body-ody-ody of Evidence

Andy says he and his fiancé Monét X Change have an adorable meet-cute story. But Monét says that this meet-cute is meet-fake: it DIDN’T HAPPEN. Who's right?

Transcribed - Published: 25 February 2026

Not in My Fur-isdiction

Michele and Nate are living a life free of children, and full of vehicles and pets. Michele says they should embrace pet maximalism. Nate's not sure about it.

Transcribed - Published: 18 February 2026

States Rights... and States Left

Stephanie wants Brandon to admit that she’s lived in 11 states, damnit, and not deny her lived experience!

Transcribed - Published: 11 February 2026

Let Them Eat Case at SF Sketchfest

Breathe Right Strips, pie recipes, Benihana, and a GUILLOTINE? Only at a JJHo live show!

Transcribed - Published: 4 February 2026

No Running Backsies

A dispute between spouses about a Fantasy Football trade that has already happened! What is there to adjudicate? Listen now and find out!

Transcribed - Published: 28 January 2026

Post-Holiday Leftovers

We’ve got some leftovers from the holidays. Let’s pull them out of the fridge and answer them once and for all!

Transcribed - Published: 21 January 2026

Probst-bate Court

Annie says her friend, David, is withholding a point from her in their SURVIVOR Fantasy League. David says she doesn’t deserve the point!

Transcribed - Published: 14 January 2026

The Fight to Remain Silent

Does miming make for good podcasting? Walter thinks it might! Eileen is happy for any silence from Walter. She says he talks too much!

Transcribed - Published: 7 January 2026

Oops! All Jello! JJHo Holiday Party 2025

It’s the MOST, wonderful tiiiime of the year: when the J Squad tries your…favorite? Classic? UNREPEATABLE, jiggly family holiday recipes!

Transcribed - Published: 31 December 2025

TEASER: Members Only Mailbag December 2025

Which bodily functions make “fun” noises? The J Squad discusses this and much more in the last Members Only Mailbag of 2025!

Transcribed - Published: 26 December 2025

Snack Judgment with Michael Ian Black & Tom Cavanagh

It's time to clear the docket and offer some SNACK JUDGMENTS! Who better to offer expertise than Michael Ian Black and Tom Cavanagh of MIKE AND TOM EAT SNACKS!

Transcribed - Published: 24 December 2025

I Declare a Hisstrial

Kate wants to adopt another elderly snake to replace their deceased pet Ember, but Wes is hesitant to open his heart again to another senior snake adoption.

Transcribed - Published: 17 December 2025

Exposition is Nine Tenths of Guffaw

Holly's mom, Joelle, can't tell a story about her day-to-day without dissolving into laughter. Joelle says she can't help it! Holly says STOP LAUGHING!

Transcribed - Published: 10 December 2025

An Undigested Bit of Beef LIVE in Brookline

Are you a Bronze Hotdog or a Scrooge? Does A CHRISTMAS CAROL have too many ghosts?

Transcribed - Published: 3 December 2025

TEASER: Members Only Mailbag November 2025

Do you play Mancala? How satisfying are those little stones! The J Squad talks about Mancala, amongst MANY other topics, this month in the Members Only Mailbag.

Transcribed - Published: 28 November 2025

Opening the Members Only Mailbag

The holiday season has officially begun. The J Squad is celebrating by opening the Members Only Mailbag and spreading some rollicking cheer!

Transcribed - Published: 26 November 2025

Why Don't We Get Drunk and Sue LIVE at SF Sketchfest

We are back at San Francisco Sketchfest! A case about a chest freezer, a classic Groundhog Day time loop, and a dispute about Jimmy Buffett Trivia!

Transcribed - Published: 19 November 2025

There Will Be French Toast With Nick Offerman

Is ketchup good on French Toast? Nick Offerman is here to help clear the docket and answer this important question!

Transcribed - Published: 12 November 2025

TEASER: October 2025 Members Only Mailbag

Did you know there's a subreddit for people who like to pee in their sinks? Of course there is. The J Squad discusses it in the latest Members Only episode!

Transcribed - Published: 6 November 2025

Shut Your Payhole

Mike won't let his daughter, Genevieve, pay for him when they go out. But she wants to pick up the tab!

Transcribed - Published: 5 November 2025

Sole Benefishiary

Greg and Melinda live on a sailing catamaran. Melinda wants to learn how to fish. But Greg says fishing is boring and gross!

Transcribed - Published: 29 October 2025

Bed, Bath, and Begone

Talking about poop at parties? Are all ketchups the same? When a kid goes to college, what should their parents do with their life-sized Oscar Isaac cutout?

Transcribed - Published: 22 October 2025

Animal/Vegetable/Criminal

Brent says his wife, Maite, is playing 20 Questions wrong. But Maite says that Brent's gameplay is too basic!

Transcribed - Published: 15 October 2025

Pro-Betamax Court

Tyler wants his wife, Abby, to keep all 450+ of his movies after he dies. But she’s not a movie person!

Transcribed - Published: 8 October 2025

Nom de Broom Live in Vancouver

What is the best name for a curling broom? What about the best way to cut a sandwich in half? Answers to these questions and more, recorded LIVE IN VANCOUVER!

Transcribed - Published: 1 October 2025

TEASER: September 2025 Members Only Mailbag

Are you a Maximum Fun member? Check your BoCo feed because there's a new Membo Mailbag episode in there! If not, here's a preview of this month's episode.

Transcribed - Published: 26 September 2025

Running Gag Order

Chris loves to tell the same joke to his group of friends. But his friend, Colton, is TIRED OF IT.

Transcribed - Published: 24 September 2025

Comfort Feuds With Kenji López-Alt & Deb Perelman

Fall is nearly here and it’s time to clear the docket! This week, we are talking to Kenji López-Alt and Deb Perelman about COMFORT FOODS!

Transcribed - Published: 17 September 2025

I Was Dreaming When I Wrote This, So Sue Me if I Judge Too Fast LIVE in Portland, ME!

Should dream sequences be banned from fiction? Is it ok to work on needle crafts in bed? What is the human eye actually capable of seeing? Can one sit nude on the sofa? All of these cases and more fun, recorded LIVE at The State Theater in Portland, Maine on the JJHO Road Court tour!

Transcribed - Published: 10 September 2025

Subpoena Royale

Is CASINO ROYALE starring Daniel Craig a remake of the CASINO ROYALE from the 60s? A married couple disagrees! With Expert Witness Matt Gourley!

Transcribed - Published: 3 September 2025

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