It's the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm bailiff, Jesse Thorne. With me, Judge John Hodgman. Yes, I'm Judge John Hodgman. If you're a member of Maximum Fun, go to your bonus content feed right now. There's a brand new episode of our members-only mailbag, the Membo Mailbag, waiting for you there at this moment. If you're not a member already, Jesse, we're going to give you a little taste.

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Rub it in your gums, see if it's cut or uncut.

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Meanwhile, if you want to hear what it sounds like, it sounds like this. I don't like carbonated drinks, says Kelsey from Michigan.

I bet in Michigan they would say pop. What do you think? Yeah. Pop. That's a Midwestern thing. Pop.

Right. Kelsey says, I don't like carbonated drinks, period, at all, period.

Too painful to drink.

I find it personally offensive when people make lemonade, carbonated.

Lemonated, I said, because I got a little.

That's great.

No, it was fun.

Yeah.

Lemonade is not supposed to be carbonated.

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