Lawn and Hors D’oeuvres Live in Los Angeles

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2026

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Dying to see Judge John Hodgman live? We have the episode for you! We’re flashing it back to our live show, ROAD COURT in Los Angeles.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm bailiff Jesse Thorne. With me is Judge John Hodgman. Hello, John. Hello, Jesse. How are you? Well, I'm doing all right. We have a very special treat for listeners. This is from last year in our road court tour. Members heard this when it was released,
0:21.2	but a little special treat for everybody.
0:24.1	Our live in LA show from Dynasty Typewriter.
0:29.2	Jesse, we've heard a lot of grudges on this program
0:32.5	because humans hold grudges against each other,
0:35.3	particularly when someone's throwing food scraps from their yard into your yard.
0:40.6	But you know what else famously holds a grudge?
0:43.6	Crows.
0:44.6	Crows famously hold grudges.
0:46.2	And if you're interested in the Corvid species, they make a cameo appearance in this fun, wild, live show as well.
0:53.7	And of course, if you are a member of Maximum Fun,
0:56.4	you get hours and hours of bonus content,
0:59.6	just like this, including other live shows.
1:03.4	If you want to become a member,
1:05.1	go to Maximumfund.org slash join JJHO.
1:09.3	Maximumfund.org slash join JJHOo. Okay, road court is now in session.
1:16.6	People of Los Angeles, you asked us for live justice, and we are here to deliver it.
1:23.7	The court of Judge John Hodgman is now in session.
1:32.2	Please welcome to the stage, Jesse and Julie.
1:38.8	Tonight's case, lawn and hors d'oeuvres.
1:43.8	Jesse brings the case against his wife, Julie. Jesse and Julie's neighbor
1:48.0	throws food scraps into her yard. Jesse says these scraps are causing problems for the entire
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