Why Don't We Get Drunk and Sue LIVE at SF Sketchfest

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 19 November 2025

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

We are back at San Francisco Sketchfest! A case about a chest freezer, a classic Groundhog Day time loop, and a dispute about Jimmy Buffett Trivia!

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0:00.0	It's the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Bail of Jesse Thorne with me, Judge John Hodgman.
0:06.9	This week's episode recorded live at San Francisco Sketchfest.
0:12.5	We love beyond love our annual time at San Francisco Sketchfest. And this time we heard a case about a chest freezer, a Jimmy Buffett-themed trivia
0:22.0	night. And we saw the return of our old pals Rob Betaker and James Richmouth from Casper
0:26.5	Houser. This show was 1,000% fun. And while you're laughing along to this episode,
0:32.1	please go to sfsketchfest.com to get tickets to our next show at sketchfest. That's right. We're returning Sunday,
0:39.3	January 18th. Back at the Marines Memorial Theater, we would love to see you there.
0:44.9	Let's go to the stage at Marines Memorial Theater for some San Francisco justice.
0:52.9	People of San Francisco, you asked us for live justice, and we are here to deliver it.
0:59.3	The court of Judge John Hodgman is now in session.
1:09.6	Please welcome to the stage, Diana and Brooks.
1:13.6	Diana brings the case against her husband Brooks.
1:19.6	Diana wants more freezer space.
1:22.6	She's dying to buy a chest freezer.
1:25.6	Brooks says no. They don't need a chest freezer. Who's right? Who's
1:31.9	wrong? Who will make sure this house is always stocked with its-its-its? Please rise as Judge John Hodgman
1:40.0	enters the courtroom.
1:50.0	Diana and Brooks, you may be seated. Welcome to the fake courtroom. Diana, you bring the case. You want a chest freezer. Why? What human body parts do you want to put in there?
1:58.0	So currently our freezer is packed, and so anytime you go to the store, if you buy
2:03.6	a frozen item, you need to play Tetris, and it beeps at you if it's open for too long.
2:08.6	It's a very stressful situation.
2:10.6	I hate your freezer so much.
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