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I'm Bailiff Jesse Thorne with me, Judge John Hodgman.

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Here is something from, I'm going to say Graham.

You think this is a Graham or a Graham?

G-R-A-E-M-E.

Graham, Graham.

Graham.

I'm going to say this is a Graham.

I called my paternal grandmother Grammy and my paternal grandfather grandfather.

This is probably a Grammy.

Probably my, probably Grammy.

Do you think this might be a Nan Nan?

Could be a Nan Nan.

Could be a Nan Nan.

Or as I've mentioned before, my maternal grandmother was Nan Nan and my maternal great-grandmother

was Big Nan. Yeah, there you go.

She was big. In Edmonton, Alberta. My mother-in-law loves Christmas and gift-giving, but the truth is,

I don't really want anything. One year, I sent a list of local charities and asked for donations in my name, but my mother-in-law would rather give me a gift I can open.

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