Let Them Eat Case at SF Sketchfest

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2026

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Breathe Right Strips, pie recipes, Benihana, and a GUILLOTINE? Only at a JJHo live show!

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0:00.0	It's the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Bill of Jesse Thorne with me, Judge John Hodgman.
0:07.3	This week's episode was recorded live at San Francisco Sketchfest. At Marines Memorial Theater,
0:13.2	we came home to Sketchfest and had a really wild time on stage. John, did you know that my
0:18.0	87-year-old godfather was in the audience? I did not know that.
0:22.1	Yeah, I saw him the next day for lunch, Michael Haynes. Shout out Michael. He said, I said,
0:27.7	And what do you think of that?
0:28.6	What do you think of that program?
0:29.8	Yeah.
0:30.4	And he said, well, that was quite a show.
0:32.2	I didn't expect that blank to show up.
0:35.1	That's right.
0:35.4	We've got a surprise, special prop that you can not only hear about on this episode, but see,
0:40.1	because this whole episode's on video. Go to our YouTube channel because Daniel Speer was there videoing the whole thing. You'll have to see our final case of the night to believe it. John, we're in the same studio. You were looking at me, so Daniel Speer was behind you, he was making rock on devil horns.
0:54.9	This whole show was rock on devil horns. So let's go to the stage at Marines Memorial Theater.
1:01.2	People of San Francisco, you asked us for live justice and we are here to deliver it.
1:07.0	The court of Judge John Hodgman is now in session.
1:18.6	Please welcome to the stage, Margo and David.
1:26.8	Margo brings the case against her husband, David.
1:30.3	David loves breathe-right nasal strips.
1:34.5	He says they help him breathe-right.
1:37.7	He'd like to wear one all day.
1:41.2	Margo says his breathe-right obsession is embarrassing.
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