Subpoena Royale
Judge John Hodgman
Jesse Thorn
4.8 • 7.7K Ratings
🗓️ 3 September 2025
⏱️ 66 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm bailiff, Jesse Thorne. This week, subpoena |
| 0:07.8 | Royale. Faya brings the case against her husband, Justin. Faya says the 2006 James Bond movie |
| 0:15.2 | Casino Royale is a remake of Casino Royale from 1967. Justin says Faya is wrong. Both Casinos Royale are adaptations |
| 0:26.7 | of the Ian Fleming novel from 1953. Justin says that aside from the source material, |
| 0:34.1 | the two movies are completely unrelated. Paya isn't just shaken. Paya's stirred to prove her husband wrong in Internet court. Who's right, who's wrong? Only one can decide. Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents an obscure cultural reference. |
| 0:53.1 | Hodgman takes immense pride in the numerous accolades and awards our products have garnered |
| 0:59.4 | over the decades for their innovative designs, premium quality, and unmatched durability in the field. |
| 1:05.8 | Our dedicated customer service team is committed to providing knowledgeable, friendly assistance to ensure |
| 1:11.9 | every Hodgman customer has an exceptional experience. We offer fast, reliable shipping options |
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| 1:24.1 | need a different size or podcast. Baylor of Jesse Thorne, please swear the litigant sin. |
| 1:30.2 | Baya and Justin, please rise and raise your right hands. |
| 1:33.7 | You swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. |
| 1:36.8 | So help you, God, or whatever. |
| 1:39.9 | I do. |
| 1:40.5 | I do. |
| 1:41.6 | Do you swear to abide by Judge John Hodgman's ruling, |
| 1:44.3 | despite the fact that his favorite bond is George Lassenby? |
| 1:48.2 | I do. |
| 1:49.5 | Absolutely. |
| 1:50.8 | Judge Hodgman, you may proceed. |
| 1:52.5 | I love me some Lazzinbee. |
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