Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I am bailiff, Jesse Thorne. The docket is full. We got to clear it out, Judge Hodgman. Yeah, our refrigerator is full of holiday leftovers. It is the beginning of 2026 when you are listening to this. I don't know what it is when you're listening to this, but when we're recording it, it is the beginning of 2026.

The holidays are in the rearview mirror and who knows what the future holds.

I want to climb back into the refrigerator and eat up all of our leftovers.

Jesse, did you have any holiday leftovers?

This is our holiday leftover docket.

We're going to talk about some holiday disputes, but let's talk about food for one second.

What did you have in your fridge after the end of the holidays?

I have a friend, and I'm not going to name who this friend is, but it rhymes with Judge John Podgman.

I hate that guy, you know what?

I love you, Jesse.

I'm so glad to be friends.

I wish you wouldn't run around with that guy.

Honestly.

He lives in New York City, home of the famous Katz's Delicatessen.

I'll have what she's having.

Yeah.

And he sent a gift basket to me from Katz's Deliccetessen of pastrami, seedless rye bread, deli

mustard, sourcrowd, a funny kind of processed Swiss cheese, semi-processed Swiss cheese.

Can vouch for their Swiss over there at Casses.

And corn beef as well.

Yeah.

And I housed it.

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