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Do you think that husband William, when he says, I might,

I'll probably forget to go in the other room to crack my knuckles, that that isn't part of

potentially, I don't want to diagnose this guy, but you know what I'm saying. I think that this guy is,

this is not a conscious action.

He will forget to go in the other room to crack his knuckles.

The idea of going in the other room to crack knuckles is a little bit ridiculous anyway.

And I think he is right that that is not a realistic solution to the problem.

It's just, I'm not saying it's good or bad. I'm just saying it's not actually going to happen. I'm not, I don't think it, and I don't think it's not going to happen out of anyone's ill will. Right. You know, it also feels good and makes a fun noise. Of all the things you can do with your body. Uh-huh. A sneeze. All right. That's one version of it.

Where else do you sneeze from on your body?

Right.

Okay.

It's the memo mailbag, but let's not get crazy.

No, I'm talking about farting.

Oh, okay.

Oh.

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