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I am bailiff, Jesse Thorne.

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Pace dismissed.

Lex brings the case against his wife, Lauren.

Lex and Lauren love to stay active. They both prioritize getting in as many steps as possible every single day, but they live on the East Coast. When it's too cold to walk outside, Lauren walks a loop inside the house through the kitchen and the dining room. She's able to get her steps in,

stay warm, and even complete her language learning app lessons. Problem solved. But Lex says she's created a new problem. Her loops through the house are torturing the entire household.

Who's right, who's wrong? Only one can decide. Please rise as Judge John Hodgman

enters the courtroom and presents an obscure cultural reference. Thon was able to travel through time

easily, while Wally and I always needed help. We used something I swore I'd never set foot on again.

I should have destroyed it, but I saved it for a rainy day. And there's

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