There Will Be French Toast With Nick Offerman

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 12 November 2025

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Is ketchup good on French Toast? Nick Offerman is here to help clear the docket and answer this important question!

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:04.3	I'm bailiff, Jesse Thorne.
0:05.4	We're in chambers this week clearing the docket with me, the great Judge John Hodgman.
0:10.8	Hello, Judge Hodgman.
0:12.0	Hello, Jesse.
0:12.7	I am here at the Technica House in New York City because we have a very special friend of the court with us today.
0:18.8	You can see him seated to my right, probably your
0:21.8	left viewer on the YouTube at Judge John Hodgman Pod. He's a very affectionate and handsome man,
0:28.2	and I've forgotten his name. Jesse Thorne, can you help me out, please? John, he's a beloved
0:32.4	friend of the court. He starred in critically acclaimed films like Civil War and Sovereign.
0:41.2	You know him as Ron Swanson on Parks and Recreation.
0:43.0	He's also a best-selling author.
0:49.5	His new book is called Little Woodchucks, Offerman Woodchop's Guide to Tools and Tomfoolery.
0:51.8	It's available in stores right now.
0:55.9	Let's welcome back to the court, Mr. Nick Offerman.
0:59.0	Mr. Nick Offerman, hello.
1:00.2	Hello, your honor. Thank you for being here with us again.
1:02.0	Thank you for having me.
1:02.8	And you're on tour with your book, Little Woodchucks, which we're going to talk about a little bit later on.
1:08.0	That's right.
1:08.7	But today we're going to dispense some justice.
1:10.7	We have had people sending in disputes, cases, conundrums, if you will, that only the wisdom of
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