It's the Judge John Hodgman podcast.

I'm Bill of Jesse Thorne with me, Judge John Hodgman.

This week's episode was recorded live in Seattle, Washington.

Yes, we were back at our wonderful partner, the Neptune Theater right there by the university.

And not only did we have a great time, we also managed to send those

very steep stairs and make it to the stage alive. This is the inside. If people outside of,

people in Seattle have probably been to the Neptune theater. Everyone else only knows it as

the place where podcasters that they listen to complain about how steep

the stairs are. Well, we make a living by sitting down, going up and downstairs and now

become a novelty to us. But on the stage and in the podcast, we discuss issues such as,

should poop talk be banned from social conversation? Which ketchup is the best is the best will tell you and then we'll talk to a first year college student

and her dad about what to do with her abandoned childhood bedroom.

It's a real tea-jurker and a knee-slapper.

Yeah, this is hot topics.

Let's go to this stage at the Neptune Theater in Seattle, Washington. Hold on to that handrail on your way down. Yeah.

People of Seattle, Washington, you asked us for live justice, and we're here to

deliver it. The court of Judge John Hodgman is now in session.

Please welcome to the stage, Cat and Locke. Cat brings the case against her spouse, Locke.

Locke says Cat talks about poop too much at parties.

Cat says her poop facts are more interesting than you might think.

Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom. Cat and Locke, you may be seated.

Welcome to the Court of Judge John Hodgman. Thank you for being here.

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