The Jackie and Laurie Show

This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, Jackie (@jackiekashian) demands an apology from the bottom of Laurie's non existent heart! Laurie (anylaurie16) does not want to live in a world where yellow watermelon are the norm. Plus, a deconstruction of “the Kyle lean” that silently occurs before breaks.

Transcribed - Published: 9 July 2025

This week on the Jackie and Laurie show, be careful Jackie (@jackiekashian), Laurie and her internet are both unstable! Kilmartin (@anylaurie16) is in New York in the summer time. There's nothing quite like the look of a New York comedy club audience in the summer. Except Hell maybe... Speaking of Hell, they also chat about the dark moment when a club has moved on from booking you...

Transcribed - Published: 2 July 2025

This week we're all experiencing late onset stage fright. Laurie (@anylaurie16) 100% know what the language of Luxembourg is called. Jackie (@jackiekashian) looks back at the trauma of trying to win over club owners in her early years.

Transcribed - Published: 25 June 2025

This week Jackie and Laurie imagine a world where stand ups start eating on stage. Laurie (@anylaurie16) does NOT have the common cold. Jackie (@jackiekashian) assures that her sweetheart and stone cold personas are very much illusions. We also ask, is the culmination of the immigrant experience when your descendant becomes a stand up comedian?

Transcribed - Published: 18 June 2025

This week Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) discuss a situation where no one thought to ask: “Why didn't they send a woman?” They look inward at what it takes to be the ghoul that takes an injured comics gig. Plus, we learn the secret comedian recipe for an Arnold Palmer of Cocaine.

Transcribed - Published: 11 June 2025

This week on the show, Jackie (@jackiekashian) observes that the ability to get on stage and do stand-up is the last thing that goes before her body succumbs to total exhaustion. Laurie (@anylaurie16) will be repeating several of her clean jokes at a gig this year. But please come, she promises to mug differently. Additionally, since neither of them has gigs in July, their comedy careers will likely end in June.

Transcribed - Published: 4 June 2025

This week we are reminded that Laurie Kilmartin (@anylaurie16) is NOT a geographer as she explains her mental map of the midwest. They discuss the differences between being tired and comedy tires. Jackie (@jackiekashian) will not be taken to task for using repeating verbs. Plus, a sad piece of news reminds both Jackie and Laurie that stand up keeps them alive. Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel!

Transcribed - Published: 28 May 2025

This week on the show we get some words of wisdom from ol' Pep Talk Kilmartin (@anylaurie16). Jackie (@jackiekashian) breaks down when you know a joke so well you can tune out and the mouth keeps talking. Sometimes the set cannot take a left, it cannot take a right, it just goes straight through the light.

Transcribed - Published: 21 May 2025

This week's episode sees a Jackie and Laurie Show first as Laurie (@anylaurie16) finds her first reason to ever apologize to Jackie. We are also reminded that subtly is not Jackie's strength. Also, sometimes gratitude is a lie...

Transcribed - Published: 14 May 2025

This week on the show, Jackie would like you to know it is a bad bet to think she is in her twilight years. Laurie tells us about her brief glimpse of secret parking lots of the stars. Plus, if you're worried about your prom outfit, don't. You're an iconoclast. Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel!

Transcribed - Published: 7 May 2025

This week on the show, Jackie (@jackiekashian) asks Laurie (@anylaurie16) if it feels like looking in a mirror when she watches Janeane Garofalo deflect compliments. We also learn Laurie's ideal interaction at a party is shouting with someone else about The Troubles. We all cope with the fact that if they give you stage time, you like them.

Transcribed - Published: 30 April 2025

This week on the show, Laurie (@anylaurie16) and Jackie (@jackiekashian) are at @MoontowerComedy⁩ with thier first ever guest Janeane Garafalo (who has NO internet accounts, DO NOT BE FOOLED). Janeane will NOT take credit for alt comedy but we insist she's still the poster child.

Transcribed - Published: 23 April 2025

This week on the show, Jackie has returned from the land of Jesus and flags. Meanwhile, Laurie is doing clean sets and replace certain words with “witch”. Plus, its nice to see a nimble old comic on stage.

Transcribed - Published: 16 April 2025

This week on the show Jackie (@jackiekashian) gets too excited before a story takes a dark turn. They agree talk radio isn't funny. Plus, Laurie (@anylaurie16) make fun of Jackie for treating getting to the airport like its a theater event.

Transcribed - Published: 9 April 2025

This week on the show, Laurie (@anylaurie16) pleads with Jackie (@jackiekashian) to not start her explanation over again. Kilmartin also confuses some protesters with her sign referencing the Boer War. Plus, Jackie recounts her experience on a long drive in an EV.

Transcribed - Published: 2 April 2025

This week on the Jackie and Laurie show, we are into the second week of the 2025 MaxFunDrive! Laurie (@anylaurie16) gives us more reasons you can call a cobbler. Jackie (@anylaurie16) points out a comedians childhood is the gift that keeps on giving. Plus, turns out a life of relationships with comedians can start to normalize narcissism.

Transcribed - Published: 26 March 2025

Here is a little preview of what you'll hear in this years bonus episode of The Jackie and Laurie Show. Go to www.maximumfun.org/join to become a member and get this bonus episode and a whole lot more!

Transcribed - Published: 20 March 2025

It's MaxFunDrive Time! This week, Laurie (@anylaurie16) points out she really only wants to see someone doing a comedy if she is up next. Jackie (@jackiekashian) looks at the history of “tap your watch” jokes. And hey, help us prove that not everyone who listens to podcasts fetishizes the male lifestyle by showing us your support. Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel!

Transcribed - Published: 19 March 2025

This week, Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) debate getting Sammy Davis Jr. style shoe lifts to feel more powerful. They point out that W Kamau Bell is a good time. Also, either give them the compliment or leave them alone. Leave ME alone as well...

Transcribed - Published: 12 March 2025

This week on the show Laurie (@anylaurie16) recounts her adventures writing for the Oscars. We learn the Oscars have a whopping 14 acts to write. We learn about the fine art of being “mean lite”. Plus, Jackie has a sex joke and Laurie has never had to follow such filth on stage before. Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel!

Transcribed - Published: 5 March 2025

This week on the show, Laurie (@anylaurie16) does a deep dive on her negative commenters and is not surprised they're revolting looking. Jackie (@jackiekashian) would like to have such a good set, she is carried off stage and placed on an elephant in triumph. Plus, your 20s and 30s is a good time to start processing that some of us were raised by assholes...

Transcribed - Published: 26 February 2025

This week Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) make a special bargin with listeners. They also discuss the sadness of spending time with divorced men. Plus, Jackie's husband, Andy, has lots of friends!

Transcribed - Published: 19 February 2025

This week on the show, Jackie (@jackiekashian) was informed she is someone's “favorite old comic”. Meanwhile, Laurie (@anylaurie16) has been sampling pools across the country and her strokes are looking clean. Plus, Jackie and Kyle (@kyleclarkisrad) create an escape room. They discuss the MCU, and Laurie has to find a way out of the conversation.

Transcribed - Published: 12 February 2025

This week on the show, Jackie (@jackiekashian) laments the failure of the Tampa coin purse. Laurie (@anylaurie16) will still have an audience member kicked out, even after they say “I'll be good now”. Plus, is there anything better than a restaurant that leaves a pod of coffee on the table?

Transcribed - Published: 5 February 2025

This week Jackie (@jackiekashian) is getting into potions in attempt to feel well again. The explain the sticker situation to listeners. Plus, Laurie (@anylaurie16) explains the secret to the shows success: Podcast Charm.

Transcribed - Published: 29 January 2025

This week on the show, Laurie questions's Jackie's (@jackiekashian) safety. Jackie coonsiders whoever is driving her to the gig to just be a friend she doesn't know. They say boo to comedy when it is mildly inconvenient. Plus, be mindful if your home is located near a tree cord.

Transcribed - Published: 22 January 2025

This week the ladies are fresh off a charity zoom show. A show were someone looked at the line up and said “no maria... oh well.” Jackie (@jackiekashian) insists that they should put railings all over the Rocky Mountians. Plus, a special announcement from Laurie Kilmartin (@anylaurie16), it is okay to laugh at the early jokes in a late night set. They are all good jokes. Head to toe, they've been vetted.

Transcribed - Published: 15 January 2025

This week the we power through fires and power outages so that we can talk about trees. Laurie (@anylaurie16) is in a writers room and feels whole again! Jackie (@jackiekashian) talks about how nice it is to see something done well. Stay safe everybody! Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel!

Transcribed - Published: 8 January 2025

This week on the show, Jackie (@jackiekashian) is reminded in the most compassionate way that she's replaceable. Laurie (@anylaurie16) suggests if you are on vacation in New York City for New Years, go see a band, not a comedy show. Now close your eyes and visualize the dungeon wall full of dicks you want to see in the world.

Transcribed - Published: 1 January 2025

Jackie is able to fein interest when on other podcasts. Laurie make sure the subtext of current events is noted. Plus, you can watch Jackie do comedy in virtual reality.

Transcribed - Published: 25 December 2024

This week on the podcast, may require a Mosaic member to explain it to you. Jackie (@jackiekashian) explores the catharsis of her incoherent rage. Laurie (@anylaurie16) contends with the fact that her mother will always be a riddle. Plus, there are few less desirable places on a line up than going 4th on a dirty show.

Transcribed - Published: 18 December 2024

This week on the show, Jackie (@jackiekashian) is doing stand-up from the future. Laurie (@anylaurie16) is not well-versed in the Sunday comics. And if you say even the slightest political statement, some audience's response will be "mumble, mumble, woke."

Transcribed - Published: 11 December 2024

This week, Laurie (@anylaurie16) observes that she comes from a generation of comics with no notes on stage. Jackie (@jackiekashian) admits gratitude for having two toilets in her home. Also, I already know a comedian with perfect comedic timing; I'm standing right here.

Transcribed - Published: 4 December 2024

This week on the show, Jackie (@jackiekashian) makes some book and TV recommendations that Laurie (@anylaurie16) has written twice and watched nonce. Kilmartin explains that everyone is nine years away from dying of old age. Plus, some members of the audience are simply thinking “She's nothing like Jerry Seinfeld!” Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel!

Transcribed - Published: 27 November 2024

This week on the show Jackie (@jackiekashian) is told the harrowing tale of Laurie (@anylaurie16) getting stuck in a school drop off line. We are always happy to see another masked ally when traveling. Plus, Laurie got a shout out on a panel show from Michael Ian Black! Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel!

Transcribed - Published: 20 November 2024

This week, Laurie (@anylaurie16) watches her Mac question mark folder to death. Jackie (@jackiekashian) breaks down Avis vs Ace in the rental car space. Plus, does “Swing Heil” mean anything to you?

Transcribed - Published: 13 November 2024

On this weeks show, Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) share similar goals. You are invited to do your part and see who gives a shit. Plus, the bananus remains a hot button topic!

Transcribed - Published: 6 November 2024

This week Laurie (@anylaurie16) cheered on her son's championship water polo team. But she fears their streak might be broken by “foreign swimmers” on other high school teams. Jackie (@jackiekashian) brings us up to speed on her life. Plus, the “jokes” become “remarks” when you perform them outside of a comedy show. What a bunch of nozzles...

Transcribed - Published: 30 October 2024

This week, Jackie (@jackiekashian) has the worries corporate gigs that she is somehow going to be fired and asked to clear out her desk, Laurie (@anylaurie16) did a show and the show was fine, and sometimes you have to remember when arguing with another comedian, that nobody knows either of your names.Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel!

Transcribed - Published: 23 October 2024

This week Jackie is preparing to leave her hotel room in Bakersfield. Laurie was nice enough to drop off a car package for Jackie on her way back from a gig. Jackie has been doing affirmations and stumbled upon a few specifically for people who are in comas. Laurie suggests the IRS should require that everyone read books. Plus, a friendly reminder to the audience that this show stopped being about comedians talking about comedy ten years ago. Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel!

Transcribed - Published: 16 October 2024

This week we learn Jackie (@jackiekashian) wants to go to Hawaii to see the chickens. Laurie (@anylaurie16) laments opening for a local cajun opener, and both would like to remind you they are not here to elevate the whole show...

Transcribed - Published: 9 October 2024

This week Jackie (@jackiekashian) has munged an envelop. Laurie laments the death of JetBlue at Burbank Airport. Jackie only takes advice from self identified “medical professionals”. Also, Jackie is challenged about the legitimacy of the word “munged”...

Transcribed - Published: 2 October 2024

This week, Laurie (@anylaurie16) was right again! They chat about using old clips for promotion. Plus, that lady in comedy who doesn't work in comedy anymore? She didn't stop wanting to do that...

Transcribed - Published: 25 September 2024

This week on the show, the crew is up bright and early. Laurie (@anylaurie16) reminds us all that she is a member of the EU, Jackie comments on a lovely 2 bedroom SUV, and we are reminded that we can always say “let's fix it tomorrow”...

Transcribed - Published: 18 September 2024

Jackie (@jackiekashian) is not trying to do shows privately, Laurie (@anylaurie16) is reminded that we all have our own area of interests, and you know what kind of establishment it is if they have pour over coffee...

Transcribed - Published: 11 September 2024

This week Jackie (@jackiekashian) discusses post gig resentment, Laurie (anylaurie16) longs to make decisions in a vacuum, and remember the over forty female equation for dating an older man is twice my age minus seven...

Transcribed - Published: 4 September 2024

This week, Jackie (@jackiekashian) is drinking from a FarSide mug in a secure midwestern location, Laurie (@anylaurie16) doesn't require ESP for crowd work, and, for the record, no one ever thinks you said c-o-m-e...

Transcribed - Published: 28 August 2024

This week Laurie (@anylaurie16) reminds Jackie (@jackiekashian) the number one clue that microphones are recording what she is saying, some people are just normal drinkers, plus record sound's greatest enemy: too many chimes...

Transcribed - Published: 21 August 2024

This week on the show, we provide you more than one woman comic every 90 minutes. Jackie (@jackiekashian) congratulates Laurie (@anylaurie16) on getting comfortable enough to start phoning it in. And don't forget: We don't have guests, we have each other...

Transcribed - Published: 14 August 2024

This week on the show Jackie (@jackiekashian) talks about how much she admires the joy Laurie (@anylaurie16) finds in the comedy grind. They discuss the cum absorbing nature of hotel room floors. Plus, there is not reason to feel weird in comedy, nothing is normal...

Transcribed - Published: 7 August 2024