Spiders Go Away! (#527)

The Jackie and Laurie Show

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Show, Laurie, Comedy, Jackie, Maximumfun, Kashian, Kilmartin

4.9 • 647 Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2026

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

This week on the show, Laurie (@anylaurie16) apologizes that she has only recently become perfect. She and Jackie (@jackiekashian) do their best to punch up the unfunny writings of Salmon Rushdie. And, as a general note, we all make mistakes in our sex career.

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0:00.0	Jackie Cache and Lori Kilmartin.
0:04.5	Jackie Cache and Lori Kilmartin.
0:07.9	It's the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:10.7	The Jackie and Laurie show.
0:14.4	It's the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:17.6	The Jackie and Laurie show.
0:21.2	Sounds like the waves in the background.
0:23.6	Can you guys hear anything?
0:25.8	Hi, guys.
0:26.5	How's it going on?
0:27.4	Oh, are we on?
0:28.4	Yes.
0:28.9	Hello.
0:31.1	Hello, Jaquellen.
0:33.1	Hello, Lorito.
0:34.8	What?
0:36.2	Lorito.
0:38.0	Jequellon. What am Lorito. Jequillan.
0:38.6	What am I, a potato chip?
0:41.2	I'd be a corn chip.
0:42.6	It's a Dorito is a corn chip.
0:46.4	I mean, it's a chip.
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