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The Jackie and Laurie Show

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Show, Laurie, Comedy, Jackie, Maximumfun, Kashian, Kilmartin

4.9 • 647 Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

This week on the show, Jackie (@jackiekashian) is thrilled because the Pandora ads paid off! Meanwhile, Laurie (@anylaurie16) questions her optometrist's job. But she'll still deal with glasses and contacts instead of getting Lasik. There are stories. Google it.

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0:00.0	Jackie Cache and Lori Kilmartin
0:04.0	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin
0:07.0	It's the Jackie and Laurie show
0:10.0	The Jackie and Laurie show
0:13.0	It's the Jackie and Laurie show
0:17.0	The Jackie and Laurie show
0:20.0	Hi Lori.
0:22.6	Hello.
0:24.8	I did Sunnyvale.
0:27.7	Oh, tell me all about it.
0:30.1	Well, it was there, it was, it was old-timey summer.
0:35.0	Summer attendance.
0:36.7	Rooster tea feathers, Sunnyvale, yes.
0:39.3	Yep.
0:40.1	But the audience, you know, so I got there on Thursday and it was lightly attended, but it was so fun.
0:49.4	It didn't matter, you know.
0:51.0	It turns out stand-up comedy fixes everything.
0:53.7	So I had driven Wild Palms,
0:56.6	the hotel, which has been under construction for at least eight years, is done. Yeah, that,
1:03.7	that was like the big dig or something, but in Sunnyvale in just one location. So what's it like?
1:09.4	What's it look like? I'm excited. It's all primary colors and bright, you know, sort of, I don't know if orange. Is orange a primary color? I'm at a loss. Anyway, it was super like bright colors. Kyle, no. It's a secondary. Yeah. Yeah. But Jackie, it has two primaries in it. So I see where you were going. Large of credit. Sure, sure. It's brightly lit. It's brightly. Everything's great. It's a warm color. It's a nice warm color. They got the cup of waffles still. It's kind of crazy. And the hard boiled eggsiled eggs look like they'd been interfered with.
1:46.3	It was a lot.
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