Jackie Doesn't Watch Movies (#533)

The Jackie and Laurie Show

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Show, Laurie, Comedy, Jackie, Maximumfun, Kashian, Kilmartin

4.9 • 647 Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2026

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

This week on the show we get some fun stories of Laurie's night at the Oscars. But before that, Jackie (@jackiekashian) has some questions about Pandora and Laurie (@anylaurie16) reminds her she is not a call center. Jackie tells us a tale from the heyday of her poor decision making. As if that wasn't enough we are also introduced to the “Think System” where you think you contacted a booker but didn't actually do it...

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0:00.0	Jackie Cache and Lori Kilmartin.
0:04.0	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin.
0:07.0	It's the Jackie and Laurie show, the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:13.0	It's the Jackie and Laurie show, the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:20.0	Lori, sometimes when I try to make a Pandora ad, they won't let me do The Jackie and Laurie show.
0:26.8	Lori, sometimes when I try to make a Pandora ad, they won't let me do a Pandora ad on Pandora Amp.
0:28.8	And that is what's happened this week.
0:30.2	And I am Irritato.
0:33.3	And you have more exciting news.
0:35.8	But I'm just saying that's what's just happened.
0:38.7	I cannot tell anybody that I'm in Portland, Oregon.
0:39.3	I don't know.
0:41.5	I'm doing Portland.
0:42.9	And rejecting your ads?
0:44.6	No, no, it just won't upload.
0:50.0	I do it on the app and it occasionally it just won't do it.
0:51.9	Maybe I should not install and reinstall.
0:52.9	That could happen.
0:56.8	Jackie, yes. I mean, you know, I'm not a call center, but that would be my first suggestion. But also just do it on your desktop computer.
1:05.0	Then I would have to record and then upload and then move it over. It's not the end of the world.
1:10.6	I'm just, um... Oh, no, you have just described the end of the world. I'm sorry, I even brought it up. That sounds horrific. And it's two more... It's two more things that I don't want to... I know. I know. I got home last night. Boston, Comedy Studio. You're going to want to do it.
1:29.7	I know.
	...

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