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The Jackie and Laurie Show

The Pitch Continues (#529)

The Jackie and Laurie Show

MaximumFun.org

Show, Laurie, Comedy, Jackie, Maximumfun, Kashian, Kilmartin

4.9647 Ratings

🗓️ 18 February 2026

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

This week on The Jackie and Laurie Show, we get more deep lore from Laurie Kilmartin (@anylaurie16) and her pageant past. Meanwhile, Jackie (@jackiekashian) assures Laurie she has what it takes to make delicous chili. Plus, the tragedy of a comedy career is all the things you never got to say while someone else was talking...

Transcript

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0:00.0

Jackie Cache and Lori Kilmartin.

0:04.0

Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin.

0:07.0

It's the Jackie and Laurie Show, the Jackie and Laurie Show.

0:13.0

It's the Jackie and Laurie Show, the Jackie and Laurie Show.

0:19.0

It's happening. We're doing a podcast. Hi, I'm and Lori show.

0:26.7

It's happening. We're doing a podcast. Hi, I'm Jackie Cation. I'm Lori Kilmartin. Let's get this over with wait a minute. I was watching Olympic ice skating today and when they fell down like the third

0:34.8

time I was like, this is like stand up where you're like, just do your time.

0:39.0

You can't quit in the middle of an ice skating thing,

0:42.7

even though you're like, well, I'm not going to win.

0:46.3

They have to finish the thing.

0:48.3

Yeah.

0:48.9

Was it pears?

0:50.8

Yeah, it was pairs that I was, I was just watching.

0:53.4

The free pairs, O'Shea and whatever.

0:58.8

The freestyle event of the pairs where they get to do what they want, free skate?

1:03.2

Yeah, except for the doesn't feel like they're doing whatever they want.

1:05.8

It feels like there's a lot of required items in the free skate where they have to toss somebody and then they have to

1:12.1

do some stuff synchronized and it doesn't feel super free.

1:16.1

But there was a German couple who did something that was obviously very surprising and

1:22.8

looked very cool.

1:24.4

Oh, neat.

1:24.9

So, yeah.

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