We Have Swimmers Listening (#501)

The Jackie and Laurie Show

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Show, Laurie, Comedy, Jackie, Maximumfun, Kashian, Kilmartin

4.9 • 647 Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

This week the show is loaded with passion and adventure. We learn that Laurie Kilmartin (@anylaurie16) zip-lines. We hear tale of a horse name Triple E, which also used to be Laurie's bra size! Plus, Jackie Kashian (@jackiekashian) has a message for every ripped and swole gentlemen in the world: Ladies don't want your abs, they want Mr. Darcy.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Jackie Cache and Lori Kilmartin.
0:04.0	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin.
0:08.0	It's the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:11.0	The Jackie and Laurie show.
0:14.0	It's the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:17.0	The Jackie and Laurie show.
0:20.0	Hey, Lori. Hi. show the Jackie and Laurie show Hey Lori
0:21.8	Hi
0:22.8	It's been weeks and weeks
0:26.2	It is hold on
0:27.3	I was just I just saw an article saying
0:29.8	Calling something to Vegas of Europe
0:31.8	And I had to see if it was Luxembourg
0:33.4	Not it's Copenhagen
0:35.0	So I'm furious
0:36.7	Hold on let me shut down.
0:38.4	I think that's a chew. A chew? What do you mean? That's a, it's a, Copenhagen is a brand name for chew of tobacco. Oh, right. Yes, yes, yes. That's right. Your people love that stuff. I'm sorry, Jackie, I forgot. Scott Kennedy used to chew. And I never knew that until we went to Iraq together back of the 12th century.
0:58.3	And one of the other soldiers were like, it's gross, man.
1:02.1	Stop doing it.
1:03.6	A soldier said that to Scott Kennedy.
1:08.9	Yep.
1:09.4	Well, we're back on yawning, and it's Sunday night.
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