Crucifix Comic (#526)

The Jackie and Laurie Show

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Show, Laurie, Comedy, Jackie, Maximumfun, Kashian, Kilmartin

4.9 • 647 Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2026

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

This week on the show Laurie (@anylaurie16) admits that her brain is full. No more info can be added. We have reached saturation. Meanwhile, Jackie (@jackiekashian) assures those accusing her of being hormonal that she does not, in fact, have hormones. Also, if you run a boutique silicone swimming cap store, please get in touch, we would like to do a comedy show on your premises...

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0:00.0	Jackie Cash and Laurie Kilmartin.
0:04.0	Jackie Case and Laurie Kilmartin.
0:07.0	It's the Jackie and Laurie show, the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:13.0	It's the Jackie and Laurie show, the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:20.0	Hey, Lori. Oh, Jackie, she's got her sexy bra Show, the Jackie and Laurie Show.
0:21.6	Hey, Lori.
0:23.7	Oh, Jackie.
0:25.7	She's got her sexy voice on.
0:26.5	I'm cozy.
0:29.7	I wanted to be cozy for this one.
0:31.0	I grabbed a blanket.
0:33.7	I'm grabbed a blanket and I'm trying to eat the mic.
0:36.2	I'm doing all the things that people want.
0:38.1	They want me to be cozy. Yeah, people have complained about your audio and me not being cozy enough. And my personality.
0:46.8	The Arden Hills guy, the good, you know, he was like, I'm already, I'm guilty. Yes.
0:53.1	Yeah, right, guilt. It said, I heard you talking about Dork Forest last week and how Lori wouldn't do it, but I really think she should.
1:00.2	And I was like, we've both tried.
1:02.8	We've done what we can here, man.
1:05.1	And so be it.
1:07.9	I have done a Dork Forest.
1:10.1	Right.
1:10.3	You and Kathleen Madigan.
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