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The Jackie and Laurie Show

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Show, Laurie, Comedy, Jackie, Maximumfun, Kashian, Kilmartin

4.9 • 647 Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2025

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

This week on the show, comedy never takes a holiday. Jackie does a gig so tired she is fighting her own mouth on stage to get the jokes out. Laurie is a-paul-d by the money people make from fighting influencers. There is also some discussion of which characters from Hogan's Heroes can get it. Plus, Laurie would like to remind everyone that no one listenes to CDs, not even you...

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0:00.0	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin
0:04.0	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin
0:07.0	It's the Jackie and Laurie show
0:10.0	The Jackie and Laurie show
0:13.0	It's the Jackie and Laurie show
0:17.0	The Jackie and Laurie show
0:20.0	Hey Laurie. Jack Quellen, how's it going? Show, the Jackie and Laurie Show.
0:21.9	Hey, Lori.
0:24.6	Jack Wellin, how's it going?
0:27.9	Well, it's the Eve of Christmas Eve.
0:31.0	If you're into Christmases, and I am, I enjoy Christmas.
0:34.1	And we're going to Milwaukee.
0:38.1	And I picked up work right after Christmas.
0:41.0	Someone must have got sick or something. But yeah, the improv.
0:43.0	I'm doing the Saturday, Sunday after Christmas.
0:46.2	Yeah.
0:47.1	And then days later, I'm at the punchline featuring for proofs.
0:52.1	Cool.
0:52.9	So that'll be in San Francisco, and that'll be fun.
0:56.3	So we're flying, we're flying tomorrow, though, and there's just supposed to be a lot of rain.
1:03.6	Yeah, I'm flying out on Christmas night, going to New York City, and I'll be doing sets at
1:08.5	the stand on the Broadway all a week,
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