A Dirty Machinery Store (#524)

The Jackie and Laurie Show

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Show, Laurie, Comedy, Jackie, Maximumfun, Kashian, Kilmartin

4.9 • 647 Ratings

🗓️ 14 January 2026

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

This week on the show, Jackie gives some great tips on how to add a chicken smell to the room where you're doing comedy. Meanwhile, Laurie is unable to ask the question “Where's Djibouti?” without giggling. If you're reading this the day it came out, check our zoom show tomorrow night. If you are listening to this anytime after that, thanks for stopping by... Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel!

Transcript

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0:00.0	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin.
0:04.0	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin.
0:07.9	It's the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:10.7	The Jackie and Laurie show.
0:14.3	It's the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:17.6	The Jackie and Laurie show.
0:21.9	Oh, my God, Lori.
0:23.3	We have several shows this week together.
0:26.4	We do have several?
0:28.4	Yeah, we're doing the Thursday Zoom benefit.
0:31.5	Yes.
0:31.7	For the people of Minneapolis who need rent, help with rent, because they can't go to work, because there's
0:39.5	2,000 ice people. Right, they're trapped in their house. Under house arrest, basically. Essentially.
0:46.7	And then on Monday, we're doing geeky teas. Right. Where, I think, Giki, it's Monday is what the name of that show.
0:58.0	And is something going on?
1:02.1	Kyle's turned off.
1:03.2	Well, something was.
1:04.1	The landline phone in our house that does not have a charger about once every three hours goes low battery.
1:09.8	I keep waiting for it to die and it continues to not die.
1:12.5	And so that picked up on my laptop microphone, my apologies.
1:16.6	Gotcha.
1:17.3	All right.
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