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The Jackie and Laurie Show
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4.9 • 647 Ratings
🗓️ 8 October 2025
⏱️ 64 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Jackie Cache and Lori Kilmartin. |
| 0:04.5 | Jackie Cache and Lori Kilmartin. |
| 0:07.9 | It's the Jackie and Laurie show. |
| 0:10.7 | The Jackie and Laurie show. |
| 0:14.4 | It's the Jackie and Laurie show. |
| 0:17.6 | The Jackie and Laurie show. |
| 0:23.7 | Jack we're going to. Show, the Jackie and Lori show. Jack Corleen, it looked like you were, you were untangling a curling iron for a little bit there, |
| 0:29.2 | but that was your microphone. |
| 0:32.3 | Because I don't own a curling iron. |
| 0:35.8 | I don't own a hair dryer. |
| 0:56.7 | It's a brand new Jackie. Where are you? Are you at home right now? I'm at home. I just got home from New York. Are you home? Yes. Nice. Did you just get home from New York? I was in New York yesterday. Flew got in, yes, got into L-A-A-X is just the worst. |
| 1:03.4 | It is so bad. It's astonishing. You fly in, you land at Terminal 5. You have to walk to terminal or get in at like 5, but you have to go through Terminal 4 to 5 baggage claim. |
| 1:10.1 | It's, there's no people movers. |
| 1:11.9 | Everyone was just dragging their stuff out on tiled floors from the 60s, you know, |
| 1:16.6 | that kind of tile. |
| 1:18.0 | And then I have to wait for Wally, the shuttle, and they pick you up upstairs, which isn't |
| 1:25.8 | on a sign that is noticeable unless you're 30 minutes in waiting |
| 1:30.9 | for a shuttle going, where the fuck do these things come from? And then you go, oh, there's a little sign. |
| 1:36.0 | Okay. So then I go up. It's also on your Wally Park card. I don't have a Wally Park card, Jackie. |
| 1:43.0 | I'm only never using it again. |
| 1:45.2 | When you, when you drove in, your reservation hasn't. |
| 1:48.2 | Well, I don't have it with me. |
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