Avoiding That Guy for Decades (#528)

The Jackie and Laurie Show

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Show, Laurie, Comedy, Jackie, Maximumfun, Kashian, Kilmartin

4.9 • 647 Ratings

🗓️ 11 February 2026

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

This week on the show, forget the comics, Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) want to know what BOOKERS are in the Epstein Files. They observe the piles of vision boards that it takes to get where you need to go. Plus, with the horrors of modern world, we can now get a drones eye view of our own lives.

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0:00.0	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin
0:04.0	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin
0:07.0	It's the Jackie and Laurie show
0:10.0	The Jackie and Laurie show
0:13.0	It's the Jackie and Laurie show
0:17.0	The Jackie and Laurie show
0:20.0	What show did you do tonight, Lori? Well Show, the Jackie and Lori show.
0:23.3	What show did you do tonight, Lori?
0:28.5	Well, first of all, you were late, but I just got... I don't know why we have to tell anyone.
0:30.5	I only got here five minutes before you did, so I was like 25 minutes later and you're a half hour late,
0:36.6	and I was like, oh, she'll never know unless I tell her.
0:39.6	And I thought if I didn't Kyle Wood secretly and then I would look like an asshole to you, but now I'd rather look like an asshole to our fans.
0:47.0	All right. Listen, I got to tell you the side bet we got going here.
0:50.2	Lori showed up left to a second location and showed up both times before Jackie.
0:57.0	Okay, well, I forgot about a podcast I was supposed to do at 1 p.m. today watching the Olympics, just sitting there, staring at my phone, making a flyer.
1:10.1	You guys, I'm going to be in NorCal this weekend.
1:13.4	You've got to know all about it.
1:15.9	My work here is done.
1:17.1	This podcast has ended.
1:18.9	Thank you so much for listening, everybody.
1:21.2	I don't need to talk to her ever again.
1:23.0	Right.
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