Fortunately Named (#522)

The Jackie and Laurie Show

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Show, Laurie, Comedy, Jackie, Maximumfun, Kashian, Kilmartin

4.9 • 647 Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2026

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

This week, Jackie (@jackiekashian) continues to struggle with her feelings about jazz. This would be easier if her brain wasn't fried. Unfortunately she can't remember if she'd already done her set for the lady in the blue dress. Or what it the red dress? Meanwhile, Laurie (@anlylaurie16) gives some masterful advice on waiting three days before you make your topical joke. With the extra time and effort, you might not get fired for posting it.

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0:00.0	Jackie Cash and Laurie Kilmartin.
0:04.0	Jackie Cash and Laurie Kilmartin.
0:07.0	It's the Jackie and Laurie Show, the Jackie and Laurie Show.
0:13.0	It's the Jackie and Laurie Show, the Jackie and Laurie Show.
0:17.0	The Jackie and Laurie Show.
0:20.0	Happy New Year. Happy New Year. What are you drinking, Jack The Jackie and Lori show.
0:22.0	Happy New Year.
0:23.5	Happy New Year.
0:25.5	What are you drinking, Jack Wellen?
0:27.5	I'm having a coffee.
0:30.9	The hotel they put you up here in San Francisco doesn't have a coffee shop.
0:32.6	They have a free coffee maker.
0:35.8	But the hotel across the street has a coffee shop.
0:57.4	And so I went to the coffee shop because I wanted iced. I want an iced coffee. Oh. I enjoy a cold. Okay, yeah. I haven't been to that hotel across the street. Yeah. It's. But I, yeah. I think there's a peats nearby, but you're still walking a little bit. Unless, if you just want to go across the street, I mean, there's nothing better than that.
1:02.2	Yeah, across the street's the next best thing to not going anywhere.
1:04.7	So huge, huge fans. Which is the dream.
1:09.0	And, uh, yes.
1:10.6	So, hey, do you want to be sincere for a second and thank everybody for 2025 listening to our
1:16.4	to the podcast i'd love it if you said no you made your best effort you tried and people
1:25.4	will appreciate that about and continue to hate me oh my god
1:31.0	i have had several people come up to me uh one the other night a guy came up and he said i listened to the
1:36.7	jacky and laurie show and i'm on laurie's side about jazz you're wrong this is the third person i got two
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