I Have Not Been Tested (#509)

The Jackie and Laurie Show

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Show, Laurie, Comedy, Jackie, Maximumfun, Kashian, Kilmartin

4.9 • 647 Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

This week Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) further discuss a certain controversial comedy festival. Comics who have declined to perform at the festival have posted the potential payday the festival offered. Our ladies question how many zeros their integrity could withstand. Comedians attending are forbidden to make jokes about a country filled with comedy premises. Can anyone stay that strong for an entire festival? Plus, by the end of this episode you're going to know all about Laurie's pre-set gum ritual

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0:00.0	Jackie Cache and Lori Kilmartin.
0:04.5	Jackie Cache and Lori Kilmartin.
0:07.9	It's the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:10.7	The Jackie and Laurie show.
0:14.4	It's the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:17.6	The Jackie and Laurie show.
0:20.9	Lori, I have thousands of dollars worth of equipment.
0:24.7	I'm on my phone sideways.
0:26.4	We certainly are.
0:27.4	We certainly are.
0:28.6	I'm just going to open it up with that.
0:32.3	Anyway, Matt, do you want to go see Sarah Milliken on November 1st or 2nd?
0:39.5	I think it's not November 1st and 2nd.
0:41.6	I thought it was 14th or 15th or something.
0:43.7	But yes, I do because I made a note that I was home when she was here.
0:49.5	So yes, I would love to.
0:50.7	I would like to see that.
0:52.2	I had lunch with Matt Kirshin, and he told me the dates.
0:55.3	I thought those were the dates, but you're probably right.
0:58.8	I don't know.
0:59.4	We'll see.
0:59.8	Yeah, we'll see.
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