Travel Bra (#513)

The Jackie and Laurie Show

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Show, Laurie, Comedy, Jackie, Maximumfun, Kashian, Kilmartin

4.9 • 647 Ratings

🗓️ 29 October 2025

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

This has been a real “just locked your keys in your own trunk” kind of week! Laurie (@anylaurie16) recounts her odyssey back from Italy. It is a saga. Meanwhile, Jackie (@jackiekashian) finds grace at TSA moments before losing it. It is a lovely moment.

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0:00.0	Jackie Cache and Lori Kilmartin.
0:04.5	Jackie Cache and Lori Kilmartin.
0:07.9	It's the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:10.7	The Jackie and Laurie show.
0:14.4	It's the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:17.6	The Jackie and Laurie show.
0:21.4	How was it? How was How was it the Italy?
0:23.3	How was it?
0:24.2	Was the Italy a beautiful thing?
0:27.1	It was good.
0:29.4	I can't see you, which is kind of weird, but, oh, wait, it's weird.
0:33.6	When I click and hold on the mouse, there's, there you are.
0:37.2	And then when I let go, you go away, which is an incredibly strange phenomenon. But I will see how long I can.
0:44.0	It feels like a really good idea. Hold it down. But you're frozen. So maybe, you know what, I'm just going to let it go and talk to a black box, which is a dis-
0:55.3	It's how I want to live my life talking to a black box in a black box theater.
1:03.1	Well, Italy was really fun.
1:05.9	I got, you know, the travel was a lot yesterday.
1:09.2	Like I was supposed to get home on Saturday night.
1:12.3	And the flight, I was supposed to fly from Florence to Heathrow.
1:17.4	And then I had three hours to get to the next terminal and fly to LAX.
1:22.4	Right.
1:22.5	And the flight out of Florence was late because the plane coming in,
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