A One Nighter Dynasty (#511)

The Jackie and Laurie Show

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Show, Laurie, Comedy, Jackie, Maximumfun, Kashian, Kilmartin

4.9 • 647 Ratings

🗓️ 15 October 2025

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

This week on the show Jackie (@jackiekashian) is still not depressed enough to buy Dubai Chocolate. She also complains that Laurie (@anylaurie16) has unfairly vilified her by trying to use things she says and does all the time as proof of her villainy. Also, advice on taking the “woman” spot on the paid gig? Do woman spot. Say woman thing. Collect woman check.

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0:00.0	Jackie Cache and Lori Kilmartin.
0:04.0	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin.
0:07.0	It's the Jackie and Laurie show, the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:13.0	It's the Jackie and Laurie show, the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:20.0	Good evening. Oh, Jackie, so formless. show the Jackie and Lori show.
0:22.4	Good evening.
0:25.1	Oh, Jackie, so formal.
0:31.8	I know. I've been trying to kill some time by just replying to trolls on threads.
0:34.6	Is this how you're saying we should release the Epstein files?
0:37.5	Just over and over. Just variations on that.
0:39.8	Whatever they say, I write that.
0:41.9	Somebody else did it.
0:45.2	I forgot who I stole it from, but somebody else was doing it.
0:46.1	It made me laugh.
0:46.7	Yeah.
0:49.7	I mean, let's get them out, you know?
0:51.0	Yeah.
0:51.9	What the heck? Even Marjorie Taylor Green.
0:59.8	We are on the same side as MTG, if you can imagine such a thing.
1:01.7	Jewish space laser lady.
1:03.1	Seems unlikely.
1:08.1	No, she, I believe she is on different meds.
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