No Internet in the Pool (#515)

The Jackie and Laurie Show

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Show, Laurie, Comedy, Jackie, Maximumfun, Kashian, Kilmartin

4.9 • 647 Ratings

🗓️ 12 November 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

This week on the show Laurie (@anylaurie16) finds peace in a pool. Jackie (@jackiekashian) makes an example out of a few good white guys. The ladies discuss the power of free pizza. They also notice some people are willing to change reality instead of changing how they think.

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0:00.0	Jackie Cash and Laurie Kilmartin.
0:04.0	Jackie Cash and Laurie Kilmartin.
0:08.0	It's the Jackie and Laurie show, the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:14.0	It's the Jackie and Laurie show, the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:20.0	Hey, Lori. Jackie! show, the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:22.3	Hey, Lori.
0:23.6	Jackie.
0:25.6	Here we are. Here we are.
0:25.7	Yeah.
0:26.9	I know.
0:27.7	Kyle's got some sort of life to lead.
0:31.2	Yeah.
0:32.6	So I just drove back from the Irvine Improv.
0:38.7	How long of a drive is that?
0:40.6	I mean, 56 miles.
0:42.9	At night.
0:43.5	And then out was like, what, two hours?
0:45.3	Hour and a half?
0:46.3	Hour and a half almost.
0:49.2	Yeah, I left at six, got there at 740.
0:56.0	But they, I was supposed to get paid $100 and they gave us a cut of the door.
1:01.8	Improv's doing that now.
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