An Opportunity for Rebuttal (#518)

The Jackie and Laurie Show

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Show, Laurie, Comedy, Jackie, Maximumfun, Kashian, Kilmartin

4.9 • 647 Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

This week's episode, Laurie (@anylaurie16) made more on a weekend of shows than she expected. Jackie (@jackiekashian) explains that, in the industry, they call that a "bump." Laurie illustrates that you can be bored without yawning. And hey, to all you sexually active young women comedians, your aunt Jackie wants to ask, "Are you having a good time?"

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0:00.0	Jackie Cache and Lori Kilmartin.
0:04.5	Jackie Cache and Lori Kilmartin.
0:07.9	It's the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:10.7	The Jackie and Laurie show.
0:14.4	It's the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:17.6	The Jackie and Laurie show.
0:21.0	Happy Thanksgiving.
0:23.8	Well, that doesn't sound very pleasant or happy.
0:28.2	I mean...
0:28.5	It was sincere.
0:30.1	Anything?
0:31.0	Anything?
0:33.5	Yeah, sure.
0:34.7	Happy Thanksgiving.
0:35.6	Jackie, what you do?
0:37.7	We went to friends on the Thursday, and then we were going to have friends over on the Friday.
0:44.5	A couple of them got ill. There's no such thing as a six-pound turkey.
0:49.1	So I got turkey, is what I'm saying. I got leftover turkey.
0:53.2	Jackie, is it possible I could look at something
0:55.0	beside your chair? Could you send you? Thank you. Thank you. Is that, is that something?
1:00.3	Yes. Yes. A center camera is always helpful. Wow. When's trying to make zoom eye contact.
1:10.4	What's, uh, how's, uh, how's your young man back from the, he's back.
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