Poet Laureate (#523)

The Jackie and Laurie Show

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Show, Laurie, Comedy, Jackie, Maximumfun, Kashian, Kilmartin

4.9 • 647 Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2026

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

This week, Jackie (@jackiekashian) is coming in hot and we discuss the types of things you can only say after the 30 minute mark. Laurie (@anylaurie16) tells us of her pilgrimage to the Vatican of public swimming pools. Plus, we discuss an oft overlooked comedy skill: staying out of green room pictures with cancelled people.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Jackie Cache and Lori Kilmartin.
0:04.0	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin.
0:07.0	It's the Jackie and Laurie show, the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:13.0	It's the Jackie and Laurie show, the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:20.0	Are you home?
0:22.2	I am. Look how far away you are. You're just very cool.
0:27.2	I've decided to lean. Not engaged. I've decided to lean and I'm hoping that the microphone
0:32.8	sticks with us because sometimes I have to put the mic up here and then I'm looking up at it
0:39.6	and then it's all chin you guys a lot of chin a lot of neck I hate these cameras I fucking hate it
0:47.6	I can't I've shot like one dumb I'm doing a show on Saturday at the Elysian vault. 4 p.m.
0:54.9	It's almost nothing.
0:56.5	$10.
0:57.7	But I've shot like 50 versions of a promo or a front facer, and I can't bear to post it.
1:03.4	It's like no one's going to know the show exists because I can't stand how my face looks.
1:09.3	Did you put it on a vent bright? That's what everybody's like. Did you put it on Eventbrite?
1:11.9	That's what everybody's like.
1:13.2	Did you put it on Eventbrite?
1:14.9	I don't know.
1:17.5	I don't know.
1:18.9	Right.
1:19.8	No, I know.
1:20.6	The answer is no.
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