What to be Paranoid About (#517)

The Jackie and Laurie Show

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Show, Laurie, Comedy, Jackie, Maximumfun, Kashian, Kilmartin

4.9 • 647 Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

This week on the show Jackie (@jackiekashian) used a medical trampoline and Laurie (@anylaurie16) would like to hear less about it. A friendly public service reminder that you have a nasal cavity and not a nozzle cavity. We hope your holidays are less stressful than getting Lasik surgery on a Murphy bed!

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0:00.0	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin
0:04.0	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin
0:08.0	It's the Jackie and Laurie show
0:10.0	The Jackie and Laurie show
0:13.0	It's the Jackie and Laurie show
0:17.0	The Jackie and Laurie show
0:20.0	What have you learned in comedy this week, Lori?
0:25.9	That's how I want to start the show now.
0:28.2	You know what?
0:29.3	I am posting on threads.
0:31.6	There's more stand-up on threads, which I like.
0:34.4	Yes.
0:34.8	You know, like Twitter's just, I don't know what the fuck's going on.
0:38.4	It's such a mess.
0:39.8	It's gross.
0:40.2	And it's been gross for a year.
0:41.9	But you stuck it out.
0:43.9	Yes.
0:44.4	And I think you were entertained for longer than most.
0:49.5	I'm still entertained.
0:51.1	I mean, when crazy stuff happens, when Trump dies, I will run to Twitter.
0:57.3	That's where I'm going to go. That's where I think a lot of people will go. And every once in a while,
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