The Wall Lane (#534)

The Jackie and Laurie Show

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Show, Laurie, Comedy, Jackie, Maximumfun, Kashian, Kilmartin

4.9 • 647 Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2026

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, Ms Kilmartin (@anylaurie16) defends some of the better ideas of the Catholic Church, specifically padded kneelers. Why pray with shin pain? Meanwhile, Jackie (@jackiekashian) is dealing with siblings attempting to correct inaccuracies in her bits. It's this kind of electrifying content that makes our patreon a bargain at $82 a year!

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0:00.0	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin.
0:04.0	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin.
0:07.0	It's the Jackie and Laurie show, the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:13.0	It's the Jackie and Laurie show, the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:20.0	Hey, Lori, it's nine o'clock out of Tuesday, and it feels like it's 3 in the morning in Berlin.
0:26.1	It does. Are you in Berlin right now? Wait.
0:29.6	No, no, I'm home. I'm going to Berlin in a couple of weeks.
0:32.3	But this week, I'm going with Maria to Madison, Milwaukee, and Royal Oak just to do a Sunday afternoon show.
0:42.0	I know. Her shows are sold out. I just left Royal Oak on Sunday. All right. That's right. You just did it. Was it super fun? It was fun. Yeah, it was good. I got in, there was no TSA problem. Burbank is, Burbank Airport's fine. And, uh, Detroit airport's okay. I don't know. It's weird. So are all those ICE agents just working for no pay and they're and, and, but in Atlanta, they're saying fuck it or I don't understand
1:11.4	ICE is funded no I'm sorry not Ice Age is TSA TSA yeah they have not been paid so they are
1:19.4	unpaid but wait that you didn't have uh let's talk about the comedy first and then because
1:26.0	it's the Ice Age is just being in like
1:28.9	No I was I meant I said ICE accidentally I meant CSA.
1:32.8	I was just saying it was fine and then the shows were fun.
1:38.5	You know, the late shows got rowdy.
1:40.3	I love it.
1:40.9	What I love about the Comedy Castle, it just feels like a 1980s comedy club,
1:44.9	1990s comedy club, which is where I was raised.
1:49.9	Not at the Comedy Castle, but just in general, it just feels like the beginning of comedy to me,
1:57.7	and I love it. It's just nice. It's nice to go back.
2:00.7	It has a real, very... of comedy to me and I love it. It's just nice. It's nice to go back.
2:08.4	It has a real, very, just well-constructed comedy club angle.
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