The Bert Show

 Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, June 3 [Vault]

Transcribed - Published: 3 June 2026

 Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, June 3 [Vault]

Transcribed - Published: 3 June 2026

 Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, June 3 [Vault]

Transcribed - Published: 3 June 2026

Vault: His friend is encouraging him to cheat

Transcribed - Published: 3 June 2026

Vault: She wants to date like a man

Transcribed - Published: 3 June 2026

Vault: She wants to publicly apologize to the man she cheated on

Transcribed - Published: 3 June 2026

Vault: Would you leave your partner if your parents hated them?

Transcribed - Published: 3 June 2026

Vault: Did Jeff's psychic predict whether or not he will return?

Transcribed - Published: 3 June 2026

Vault: What's the priciest sex disaster you've had?

Transcribed - Published: 3 June 2026

Vault: He lied on his résumé and landed a job at the Pentagon

Transcribed - Published: 3 June 2026

Vault: This church rewrote songs to attack the gay community

Transcribed - Published: 3 June 2026

Vault: This stepmom is worried about her kid

Transcribed - Published: 3 June 2026

Vault: She and her mom are obsessed with Farmville

Transcribed - Published: 3 June 2026

Vault: What are the rules for friends with benefits?

Transcribed - Published: 3 June 2026

Vault: A Bert Show member has listeners concerned

Transcribed - Published: 3 June 2026

Vault: Hotlanta Infractions: Celebrities are not respecting the Hotlanta campaign

Transcribed - Published: 3 June 2026

 Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, June 2 [Vault]

Transcribed - Published: 2 June 2026

 Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, June 2 [Vault]

Transcribed - Published: 2 June 2026

 Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, June 2 [Vault]

Transcribed - Published: 2 June 2026

Vault: She took an online test for eating disorders

Transcribed - Published: 2 June 2026

Vault: Her weight made family photos feel impossible

Transcribed - Published: 2 June 2026

Vault: Bert's memory is being put to the test

Transcribed - Published: 2 June 2026

Vault: Her 13-year-old niece crossed a shocking line

Transcribed - Published: 2 June 2026

Vault: Did she get engaged over the holidays?

Transcribed - Published: 2 June 2026

Vault: Update on Jeff's contract

Transcribed - Published: 2 June 2026

Vault: FarmVille had people scheduling life around fake farms

Transcribed - Published: 2 June 2026

Vault: The dog peed everywhere and her mother-in-law stormed out

Transcribed - Published: 2 June 2026

Vault: She wants her baby to sleep beside her every night

Transcribed - Published: 2 June 2026

Vault: Why is Jeff no longer on the show?

Transcribed - Published: 2 June 2026

Vault: His estranged dad suddenly reached out

Transcribed - Published: 2 June 2026

Vault: Their first date ended before it started

Transcribed - Published: 2 June 2026

 Full Show PT 3: Monday, June 1 [Vault]

Transcribed - Published: 1 June 2026

 Full Show PT 2: Monday, June 1 [Vault]

Transcribed - Published: 1 June 2026

 Full Show PT 1: Monday, June 1 [Vault]

Transcribed - Published: 1 June 2026

Vault: Four Underage Kids Got Tattoos From Their Parents

Transcribed - Published: 1 June 2026

Vault: Did their predictions come true?

Transcribed - Published: 1 June 2026

Vault: Jeff left The Bert Show

Transcribed - Published: 1 June 2026

Vault: She Thinks the Guy She Met Has a Whole Wife

Transcribed - Published: 1 June 2026

Vault: She tried to exchange Christmas for her son's birthday

Transcribed - Published: 1 June 2026

Vault: Have His Kids Become Too Jaded by Privilege?

Transcribed - Published: 1 June 2026

Vault: The Guys Get His First Vegas Trip Instead of Her

Transcribed - Published: 1 June 2026

Vault: Bert says his 7 day Disney Cruise was too long

Transcribed - Published: 1 June 2026

Vault: Some People Feel Like Her Relationship Doesn't Count

Transcribed - Published: 1 June 2026

Vault: These Post-Holiday Updates Were Worth the Wait

Transcribed - Published: 1 June 2026

Vault: She's Convinced He'll Propose Over the Holidays

Transcribed - Published: 1 June 2026

Vault: Their First Date Is on Christmas Day

Transcribed - Published: 1 June 2026

Vault: Their Family Took One Financial Hit After Another

Transcribed - Published: 1 June 2026

 Full Show PT 3: Friday, May 29 [Vault]

Transcribed - Published: 29 May 2026

 Full Show PT 2: Friday, May 29 [Vault]

Transcribed - Published: 29 May 2026

 Full Show PT 1: Friday, May 29 [Vault]

Transcribed - Published: 29 May 2026