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Vault: Her friends are obsessed with celebrities

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🗓️ 16 July 2026

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Vault: Her friends are obsessed with celebrities

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0:00.0

The Bird Show. So yeah, I'm oddly annoyed at my celebrity obsessed friends, and it started off with one friend in my circle, but now it's going on into two friends in my circle, my close circle of friends. And it's not like major celebrities. It's like local Atlanta celebrities, like in the sporting world or the movies that are filming here, the TV shows that are filming here with those actors. And it's actors. It's not actresses. So my friends are girls and they're obsessed with these guys. Now, poor any clarification, because I want to make sure I'm not confused. Who is the person on the show who wanted to date the NFL player? Jim, was that you? Not me. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. It was Melissa. No, no, no, no. Oh, wouldn't you? Tracy?

0:41.3

Wouldn't Tracy? She's been married for a while. Wasn't Tracy. Joanna's been engaged since 1980. Okay, it's the pot calling the kettle black. It was Wendy. It was Wendy, whose last year said that she was going to end up dated an NFL player. Yes.

0:54.2

It's me.

0:54.8

That was her New Year's resolution. No, it's me. But now that that didn't happen, she's annoyed with her friends. Right. Right. They're doing the same thing. Is it because they may have a shot at the people that they're obsessed well? Well, there's one of my friends who will go out of her way to seek out athletes. and she brags about being with athletes

1:11.8

if she goes home with an athlete

1:13.3

it's all about, I always slept with this player and I went to this player. Now he really likes me. But then when it doesn't work out, she's like, why isn't he calling me back? I don't get why he won't return my text or phone calls. We had a great time. I'm like, he's a boy. It's not that he's like an athlete or an actor. He's a guy.

1:31.4

You wouldn't. text or phone calls. We had a great time. I'm like, he's a boy. It's not that he's like an

1:29.1

athlete or an actor. He's a guy. You would not do this for any other guy. You wouldn't care

1:33.5

if it was any other guy. So I understand that. And now I have another friend who's doing the

1:38.4

exact same thing. We normally go out and have a couple of drinks, but now we have to go out

1:42.7

to this certain place because the certain guys will be there and we wait around for the guys.

1:49.2

Is the place Turner Field?

1:51.6

Does he have eight friends that come out at the same time?

1:55.0

No.

1:55.8

All dressed alike?

1:57.1

No.

1:57.9

And this is not an athlete.

1:59.7

She's obsessed with these actor boys.

2:02.3

So now it's turned into we have to go to this place that she normally would never have gone to.

2:07.5

We would switch it up every night and go somewhere different.

2:10.4

But now we've got to go there and we've got to wait.

2:12.8

And don't you think the guys know?

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