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Vault: Jenn and her dad are going to the Masters

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🗓️ 15 July 2026

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Vault: Jenn and her dad are going to the Masters

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0:00.0

The Bird Show. We spent a lot of time this morning talking about the Masters, but we've been talking about the Masters as they pertain to Tiger Woods. But Jen and Jeff are actually going down there this weekend. I'm so excited. I just, I cannot wait. My dad is coming with me, and he's an avid golfer, has been his entire life. He's a golf fan over decades and decades. I mean, growing up, that's all I remember watching. I mean, during every single tournament, it was on. It was a permanent fixture in my house growing up. And we used to play when I was a teenager. We played father-daughter tournaments. And I used to play golf when I was a kid growing up. And so to be able to take my dad to the Masters this weekend, like especially this weekend,

0:39.0

but just to be able to take my dad as my date for the weekend is like,

0:42.9

it's like a personal win for me in my whole life.

0:45.1

I bet.

0:45.7

I'm like, if this is the reason that waking up at 3.45 in the morning for the last eight years,

0:50.0

like if that is what I had to do to get to this point to take my dad to have this experience with him for this weekend, then every single morning was worth it.

0:57.1

You have to try to, um, you got to kind of explain this to non-golfers because the masters, every golfer in the world, if you play golf in the world, and I'm not overhyping that, wants to play Augusta National.

1:12.5

That's the one thing every golfer in the world has in common. It's such an elite experience to play, and they don't hand out that many

1:18.3

tickets every single year. When you consider how many people around the world want to go, it is

1:22.4

really, really difficult to get a badge to get in. So Jen's father is he loves golf.

1:29.5

So this is like literally a dream come true.

1:32.1

Y'all will explain Augusta National because I think for a lot of people who are new to Georgia

1:35.6

may not understand that you can't buy tickets to go into the Masters.

1:38.9

Yeah, all the tickets are owned by or are kept by people who've had them for years.

1:44.0

It's not a ticketed event.

1:45.5

Like people talk about the World Series or talk about that NCAA tournament or the Super Bowl

1:49.9

and you can buy, there are tickets available to the public.

1:53.5

You'll pay a ton for them.

1:55.5

But with Augusta National, they don't release tickets for sale.

1:58.4

You don't go to Ticketmaster and try to get in.

2:00.8

You have to essentially get on a waiting list that maybe your kids will get the phone call someday

2:06.7

because it's so tight and long.

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