You're on the Bert Show.

I think we, because today is Bert's birthday.

Happy birthday.

Happy birthday. I'm not 48. You know what, Bert, 50 is the new 40. I'm not 50. I had yesterday, yesterday someone said, you know 40 is the new 30. And I said, you know what 40 year old came with with that. Of course. I said, I'm talking to 30 year olds and they say 30 is the new 20. 20. So no, it's not. 40 is 40.

20 and 30 is 30. Yeah, no

it's not. And 50 No. 40 is 40.

And 30 is like, 30.

Yeah, no it's not.

And 50 is not the new 40.

And 60 is not the new 50.

Little kids think you're ancient after you're at the age of 18. Yeah. I remember doing the math like back in the day to see how old I was going to be when I was 30.

Man, that is so far.

Wait, what?

I'll never live that long.

You did the math to see how old you would be when you were 30?

Well, you know, what year it was going to be when you were going to be 30 and just thinking, wow. So far in the future. That'll never have. We'll have flying cars by then. So I have actually a technical question for Wendy and Jen and Melissa.

Okay.

Because Bert is reaching the age where he may actually start buying clothing from QVC,

do we still participate in QVC Roulette?

Yes, it's so much fun.

You know, Paula Dean was on there yesterday.

Really?

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