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Vault: He wanted her puppy and the police got involved

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🗓️ 14 July 2026

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Vault: He wanted her puppy and the police got involved

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0:00.0

Hey, The Bird Show. Not So Psycho Sue is back. Hey, Sue.

0:04.0

Hey.

0:05.0

You sound exhausted. I'm exhausted.

0:08.0

Yeah, I am.

0:10.0

So we got the police involved now, huh?

0:13.0

Yeah, I was actually out to dinner with my brothers last night and their wives.

0:19.0

And we were going to watch the Yukon Stanford game because my

0:22.4

sister-in-law went to Stanford and when we were driving home from the dinner we drove

0:29.6

into like where my house is and two of my roommates were standing outside and I saw my ex's

0:34.2

collar and I saw them yelling at him kind of and and And then I saw, like, a bunch of neighbors out, like, looking. And so my brother's got out first, and they were just like, what are you doing here? You need to leave. Like, you just need to leave her alone. And then I had gotten out, and he goes, well, about a year and a half ago, he got me a puppy for, like, as a present, and he was

0:57.7

like, I'm here to get the puppy. Oh, no. You can't take the puppy. And so I want the puppy back. And I was like,

1:03.4

are you serious? And he was like, yeah, I want it back now. He's like, it's mine. He's like, I have

1:10.6

the papers right here. I signed for them. And I was like, you gave it to me as a gift. And it's been a year and a half, and I spent a bunch of money on her, and you're going to take her away from me. And he was like, yes. And so then the cops, I'm trying not to cry, then the cops

1:27.6

stood up and because one of the neighbors called and he basically, they were, like,

1:35.6

when they got there, he like told them why he was there and like his name is on the adoption papers

1:41.1

because he got the dog for me.

1:42.6

So the cops just said, you know, you have to give him the dog if he wants the dog back. Oh, no. Yeah, and so then I had to give him the dog back, and I just handed him the leash, and then I was like, he needs to leave. Like, I don't want him here, and I told the cops everything, and they like if he basically told me you know if he bothers

2:01.7

you anymore you just need to call us right away like we can't really do anything right now because

2:06.6

he was coming to get something that was his and we can't bother you and we're really sorry about your

2:12.4

dog but there's nothing we can do because it's technically his, you can sue him to get that dog back.

2:17.8

I've watched a lot of Judge Judy. Trust me, I've seen these cases. Really? No, because if it's a gift and you've had it for a certain amount of time and you can have witnesses and proof of your roommate having that dog, you can go get your dog back in court. I would love to see Judge Judy give him a good talk to. No, but seriously, you can do that to get your dog back because it was a gift.

2:37.0

Now, so the dog has been in years. court. I would love to see Judge Judy to give him a good talk into. Yes. No, but seriously, you can do

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