The Bert Show.

At this morning, we are going to spend a goodly amount of time talking to intern Brandon. Brandon told us a while back. I mean, he was very honest with us. You know, most guys like, you know, we want to be all manly. Yeah, I got it with the ladies. I got my swag. Not Brandon. He says straight up, he don't know what he's doing when it comes to women. Just has had like one long-term girlfriend, right? Yeah, just about.

An internet girlfriend or a real girlfriend?

Oh, yeah. He didn't know what he's doing when it comes to women. Just has had like one long-term girlfriend, right?

Yeah, just about.

An internet girlfriend or a real girlfriend?

Uh, chat roulette.

Okay.

Every time we were matched up, we talk for hours.

Give us a little history here.

So you had a girlfriend for like three years and...

Yeah, about three years.

Um, mostly through junior year

of high school on through uh before that it wasn't really like cared about being in a relationship

and what about since then how long have you been out of that relationship uh about two years okay so you've

been single for two years yeah nobody really significant no any dates at all in two years. Okay, so you've been single for two years. Nobody really significant.

No.

Any dates at all in two years? No. Oh, boy, that's a big old trap right there. You know what, if this is baseball, you're sent down to the minor leagues. Well, yeah, I guess so, yeah. I'm probably sent to double A, you know. You're going back to rookie ball. If you haven't got a hit two years. Work on the fundamentals.

You might even be equipment manager for a big high school squad. Maybe. What was your question, Jen? I was going to say, why is it? Are you afraid to ask a girl out? I don't know. It's just, I'm not socially awkward, but in certain situations I've become socially awkward.

Which makes you socially awkward, doesn't it? Yeah, it makes me socially awkward, only part of the time, though.

Well, do you think, and I don't mean interrupt, but I mean, I've seen Brandon out in, you know, at events and stuff.

And Brandon's personality is very jovial, very high energy, very joking, very, you know, very personable.

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