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So let's go around the room here. Jeff, as far as astrological signs go, you are a what and Jessica is a what?

I am a Scorpio and Jessica is a talker.

Oh.

You have. How long have you been married now? What year are we in? Because the tone is definitely started.

The tone is the last six months the tone has definitely changed. Is that not is that an astrological sound? It's just the one with the mouth. There's the unicorn, the fish, and the mouth. She's an aries. She's in Aries. Okay. Jen, you and Superman. I am Pis, and he is an Ares, I guess.

Is that beginning of April?

What's Aries dates?

Jessica's April 5th and she's in Aries, so is he in that vicinity?

Yep.

Okay.

Yep.

Melissa Cartel, you and Katie, Joe.

I'm a Pisces and Katie is a Scorpia.

Pisces and Scorpio. Don't ask me, I'm alone. Oh. Sorry, baby. But what are you? I'm a cancer. So that way you'll know who you need to. Stay away from. I can tell you who you can stay away from. That's what you need to do, Wendy, is eliminate people from your dating pool. Because cancer is on this list with somebody else. Your dating

antichrist was a what? Sagittarius. Okay. And I am in Ares and my wife is a tourist. Every

important woman that I've ever had in my life has been a Taurus. Really, really strange. Yeah.

Cancer and Aquarius is on this list

is one of the five worst

at astrological pairings on the planet

Why?

I can't date Justin Timberlake

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