The Bird Show

There are some times where you will look at it like a movie trailer, movie commercial, and you can tell that they're reaching for comedy, like for 90 minutes, it's not going to be that good.

Okay.

The trailer for Date Night is hilarious.

This is going to be a good movie.

Okay, walk me through this again.

Honey, if I'm going to get whacked off, I at least deserve to understand why it's happening. What are you smiling about? No, you're very sweet. We're not going, hon, we're not going to get whacked off. I think we are. I don't think we are. Oh, whacked off. Oh, oh, God. Yeah, yeah. It's going to be a good movie this weekend. Steve Carell and Tina Faye in Date Night, and this is Steve Carell with The Birch Show. Hello. How are you today, sir? Hi. How are you, man? I'm well. How are you? I'm doing great. You kind of rocked my world about two minutes ago, though. You didn't even know it.

How did I do that?

I'm on the phone with my wife, and we're talking about kids' stuff and family stuff, and I say, oh, I've got to get in the studio. We're going to be talking to Steve Carell in a couple of seconds. and she says, well, while you have him on the phone, I just want you to let him know that you are on her top three lists, her hump island list.

Now, do you know what that is? I just want you to let him know that you are on her top three lists, her Hump Island list.

Now, do you know what that is?

That is, that, boy, she has set the bar low for herself.

No? Well, you haven't seen me, so you have absolutely no idea how low it really is.

You are a big old upgrade. Now, you know what the hump island list is, right?

I can sort of, yeah, I can sort of put that together.

So it means, I mean, so if you're ever in Atlanta and you run into my wife and you guys look at each other's eyes and for whatever reason you decide to, you know, cheat on your wife and my wife is available, you guys can do that,

and there are no repercussions on my side whatsoever.

Yeah, he has to give her the whole pass.

It's very, very modern of you.

Very liberal thinker, so just in case it does happen, I just want to let you just I just ask you to be

gentle with her okay and please don't show her anything too freaky because it's

just the basics for me pretty much it would not be a weird a conversation we're

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