The Bird Show.

All right, Wendy, you saw the cryptic tweet yesterday.

Yeah, I saw it and Joanna posted it.

Producer Joanna posted it and I immediately was like, what is this all about?

This is the quoted tweet.

Caps, oh, G, I am Caps, so embarrassed I can, capital letters, never return to my gym again, dot, dot, dot.

And then she obviously got a response back from Jen Fallon, who's been on the show. And she responds to Jen, worse than falling off the treadmill, although that is one of my biggest fears. So it's... So you didn't fall off the treadmill, it's worse. But it's something than that. All right, let's try to guess. Let's try to guess. Go around the room and guess. Well, I'd have to defer to what Jen said earlier. Yeah. I said earlier that you tweeted on the treadmill. You totally farted while running. Like really, really loud. That would be the initial, yeah, unless something ripped. I mean, what, yeah. It's more embarrassing than falling. Split your pants? Am I allowed to tell you?

Anybody else with any other guesses?

It's got to be farted.

You know.

He farted.

I had a huge hole in the butt of my pants that I wore to the gym.

From a fart!

So you didn't split them at the gym, but you had a hole when you went there?

Yes, and I did not know until I was washing my clothes yesterday, and I was folding them, and I picked up the pants, and I was like, oh, M.G.

How long, did these just happen in the wash?

Like, I'm hoping that it happened in the wash, and it got bigger, but it probably didn't. And here's the, how big was it? It was a big enough hole, and I'm hoping that it happened in the wash and it got bigger, but it probably didn't.

And here's the...

How big was it?

It was a big enough hole. And, I mean, I have a big butt, so it looks even bigger on my butt because I'm sure it stretched it out. Like a quarter size? Nickel size? You're probably exaggerating it. No, I'll bring in the pants and show you. They were huge. It was huge. And I'm surprised I didn't feel like, you know.

A draught.

I did not feel a draft.

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