You're on The Virt Show.

All right, so the question is, what is so intriguing about your weekend that we've got to know about it now,

and then we've got to check back with you again on Monday morning.

And this can be anything, anything.

Yeah.

Here's Betty.

You were on the voice disguiser.

Hello.

Hello, show.

My friend, who I knew back in ninth grade, who I always thought I would marry,

lives in California now, and he's about to get a ticket to come back to Georgia, and he's

supposed to stay with me for like two weeks until he gets a place with him and his son.

The thing is, I'm totally in love with him, and so is a friend of mine, and I'm not supposed

to be, and they've been having plans to reconnect for like the past year.

Okay, let's try to go through this again slowly.

I'm a little confused here. I'll take this piece by piece.

So this is your ex?

No, he's not an ex.

We were never together.

He's her ex.

Your friend's ex.

We were all friends back in high school, and they were

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