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Vault: How did it go at the Masters?

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🗓️ 15 July 2026

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Vault: How did it go at the Masters?

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0:00.0

The Bird Show.

0:01.9

I got to tell us all about it, man. Yeah, man. This was an awesome week. I'm going to go. Weather perfect. You got great storylines going on at the Masters also. Yeah, it was an incredible experience. I got to go with my dad and Jeff brought a good buddy of his. And the four of us just, we just had such a great time. It's just, it's even more beautiful than everyone describes it. I mean, Augusta National is the most

0:24.1

pristine. We just had such a great time. It's just, it's even more beautiful than everyone describes it.

0:22.5

I mean, Augustine National is the most pristine, most well-manicured, just the most beautiful, exclusive golf course in the country.

0:31.0

And it was really, I mean, it was amazing to go with my dad because he is a lifelong golfer, a humongous golf fan. You know, we played father-daughter tournaments growing up, all that kind of stuff. So to be able to experience with him, the whole thing was just incredible. Because I felt like at first, like, I was the one who put together the plans for the weekend. So I was kind of in charge Friday night. We went out to dinner. I was kind of in charge, getting us there, all that kind of stuff. And then all of a sudden when we walked into the gates of Augusta National, he took over. It was like, okay, I want to show you this whole. We're going to walk down number one. And he's gotten to play it one time before. You know, by the grace of God, he was able to do that. And so he remembers every single shot he ever made on that

1:12.3

course so it was like he was in charge and he was the ringleader showing me all around was like

1:17.1

okay off the first tee here's what i hit it then i chipped it in then i put for par then on the second

1:22.3

hole i did this and it was so it was funny it was like i got to see the course where know, and he was getting to share his stories of the whole thing. And, you know, he's just so well educated on the bios of like every golfer on, you know, that was competing. So, um, so it wasn't about Tiger Woods for us at all. I mean, it was about like the guy, you know, who, you know, teed off in the third

1:44.9

set, you know, in the third group. And, you know, my dad knew he went to Clemson. And then there was like another kid, you know, later on. He's like, oh, yeah. Well, I liked him until I found out he went to University of Florida. Now, I don't root for him anymore. You know, I mean, he just, like, knew so much about every single golfer that was competing in the tournament. So it was just,

2:02.9

it was amazing. You know, I mean, he just, like, knew so much about every single golfer that was competing in the tournament. So it was just, it was amazing. You know, we had, what do we, at 11 o'clock, had pimento cheese sandwiches and a beer. Which cost you all of 75 cents total, right? Yeah, we got in there early. We didn't pay attention to when the pairing started, so we got there at like 1030 in the morning, but nobody golfed. Nobody was teeing off until 12 or 1.

2:19.5

So we had the beer and we had the pimento cheese sandwich and we had, you know, the master's branded potato chips.

2:26.1

And you got to remember if you've never been there that everything costs like a quarter or 50 cents.

2:30.6

They don't need to make money down there. So everything, I think it's still the same way, right?

2:33.9

It's like a dollar for pimento cheese.

2:36.4

Every sandwich is a buck 50. Sotas were a buck. Beers were a buck. Chips were a buck. If you got like the light beer, it was $2.50. Okay. I mean, it's not, it's cheaper than going to a Braves game. Yeah. They don't really need your money.

2:49.4

They don't need...

2:50.7

Yeah.

2:51.7

And so we did that. And then when we got on to the golf course, Jen and her dad went one way and followed the first couple golfers teeing off so she could get the tutorial on what Eddie did on every hole. And then my buddy George and I, we walked to the whole course, 18 back to one.

3:09.9

So we walked against the crowd, which was really cool because we were down at Amen Corner when

3:13.8

nobody was there, you know, because they, you know, had nobody had golf through yet and people

3:18.4

are following the golfers. I'm 90% sure that we walk past Jack Nicholas. I have to Google him, but it was one of those things where I'm like, I think that was Jack Nicholas and George Lokes and goes, I think it was too. And then we passed him again, George, that wasn't him. He was by himself? No, he was with like four other people and he was walking. And I swear it was him. Could have been. Can't take a picture. No.

3:58.1

Can't break out your cell phone to take a picture. You're not allowed. No camera. I mean, they will kick you out of that place. We didn't even bring them. We left them outside the gates. I mean, did not even, yeah, you don't want to mess with the rules there. You don't want to mess with the etiquette there. Why don't they allow pictures? It disturbs the golfers.

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