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Vault: Listeners call in about the dog thief

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 July 2026

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Vault: Listeners call in about the dog thief

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0:00.0

The First Show.

0:01.8

I can tell you this. I will read some of the email that tool sent to us over the last 24 hours. Oh, boy. And I'll just read a couple of lines, and I'll save the rest for Monday when Not So Psycho Sue is in studio. And then Fiji is coming in on Wednesday. Okay. I cannot wait to meet her. She has got a story to tell.

0:22.3

Both of them do.

0:22.9

They're like, dudes, we've just scratched the surface on this whole thing. So I'll read this, just parts of this email coming up in just a couple of seconds. Good morning. Julie, you were on Q100. Hi. Good morning. Good morning, Harry. You guys, I heard the other day the reason why you weren't going to put his picture online, you have to put his picture up.

0:40.8

I am done. Good morning. Good morning, Harry. You guys, I heard the other day the reason why you weren't going to put his picture online,

0:39.3

you have to put his picture up.

0:41.3

I am dying to.

0:42.3

I am begging, I am begging the producers to let me put his picture up online.

0:47.3

But the crazy women want to follow him, that's fine, like you said.

0:49.3

But at least you're giving the nice girls a chance to stay away from him because he'll entangled

0:54.3

somebody else.

0:55.2

Well, Melissa and Jen...

0:57.0

I'm going to this drama somehow.

0:58.0

Melissa and Jen made the point that, you know, there are women that are attracted to any kind of guy. So the fact that this dude is a good-looking guy, both women have said that at one point. He's a good-looking guy. We put his picture up online, even if there's a whole resume of psycho stuff going on, there's going to be a certain amount of women that are going to go, I can fix him. And they're going to find out who he is. But we end up helping him out. Each to their own kind, you know, that at least we know there's some kind of filter there. But we end up helping him. Yeah, we don't want to help him find. You know what? Him getting involved with another crazy, with a crazy woman, isn't? It's what he wants. But we end up helping him. Yeah, we don't want to help him. So what?

1:27.7

Him getting involved with another crazy, with a crazy woman, isn't it?

1:30.9

It's just shows him what he gives. That's true. And I sure would, I don't know. I was talking about this with Stacy because I really do have a lot of dislike for this guy in my heart. I normally don't get this invested in the segments that we do, but this guy's so mean.

1:45.9

He's so mean that I feel like we've got this big old radio station and we should be able to do something to where he's like walking down the street and people know who he is. He's so callous. I mean, the fact that he flipped a coin to figure out who to marry and then after this whole thing is blown up in his face, he's still at that point,

2:01.9

can't say, you know what, you're right, I was wrong, I admit my mistake, I move on whatever, apologize. No, he's still lying and still trying to get both of them back. Here's Alyssa. Good morning. You're part of the Berksha. Good morning, yeah. I totally agree. This guy is insane to go through this whole thing for so many years with both of these girls and then blow up in his face and he's still trying.

2:23.9

I get that college guys are really a lot of guys like trying to two times, but this is just crazy.

2:31.2

Like if he's a mid student and he becomes a doctor, I do not want him anywhere near me. Right. And we've got a ton of emails the last couple of days from women that totally empathize with this situation because they've gone through it themselves. Same type thing, you know? What's the dating antichrist? We've talked about this over and over again and we're just seeing it play out right now, you know? You know. It's the one guy you just can't, or one woman, you just can't get away from. You know they're not good for you. They're manipulating you. They border on abuse, if not abusing you. Emotional abuse, absolutely. They keep trying. And you keep going back. Hey, Melissa, good morning. You're on Q100. Good morning. This is Melissa, and you know, I love you, Jeff, just to let you know.

3:10.4

But also... on Q-100. Good morning. This is Melissa, and, you know, I love you, Jeff, just to let you know.

3:10.6

But also, you haven't said anything in 15 minutes.

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